>Taylor Schabusiness, 25, was convicted by Brown County jurors of choking her 24-year-old boyfriend, Shad Thyrion, to death with a dog collar during a meth-fueled tryst in February 2022.
>The guilty verdict was handed down just hours after footage of Schabusiness copping to the sick crime in the wake of her arrest was played to the court.
>“I was sucking and cutting at the same time,” the killer admitted as she gave investigators a sick description of how she simultaneously dismembered and abused her boyfriend’s lifeless body.
> Tell us again þor Thyrion, how did you meet your fate?
> It was at the hands of Bearcrusher Knucklebane, we fought for three hours and then he tore my head off and decorated his chariot with my skull.
-raucous cheering-
> And you my honoured descendent? How did John Thyrion come to the fires of your ancestors?
> I charged a machine gun nest with only a penknife and a big 'ol hard on. I managed to gut one of them before they beat my brains in with a spent shell case.
-more raucous cheering-
> Fathers! Brothers! One of our sons has joined us! Tell us Shad Thyrion! Who ended your life? Tell us of your glorious death!