@sparky @Tony I love telling them how little I’ve lived on before.
“you kids wouldn’t be doing so bad if you stopped eating out all the time”
“buddy? Last time I ate at a restaurant was when my parents took me out for my Bday a year ago, and I live on sixteen dollars of groceries a week. If it weren’t for multivitamins, i’d have rickets by now.”
“woah you shouldn’t do that though!!!”
“nigger I’m poor!”