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1. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Feb-2023 12:13:51 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

   Sorry, hag. But guys have to get a critical portion of our penis surgically removed for no other reason than you women like aesthetic dicks

   You could stand to reciprocate with at LEAST some grooming

   • PoalackJokes88 (poalackjokes88@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Feb-2023 12:13:48 JST PoalackJokes88

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot @BowsacNoodle @captainmarvelfan1 @Victor_Emmanuel Every medical intervention adds another 2-3 complications. Women get scared that birthing will be 18-24 hours of torture and just say, "drug me up NOW!" But when they get the epidural, they lose most feeling so their body has no feedback and it screws up the process. Note I said most, because they still hurt w/ the epidural, it's just a generalized pain. Meanwhile, natural childbirths are over much quicker.
     
     C-sections lead to problems with the mother and the infant doesn't squeeze all the fluid out of the lungs. Vit K shots lead to jaundice and are only necessary to begin with because of male genital mutilation, which leads to lack of platelet clotting thus causes brain bleeds w/o the K. Doctors are ONLY needed in childbirth for excessive bleeding, and a properly trained midwife should be able to handle almost everything a hospital can.
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Feb-2023 12:13:48 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     @PoalackJokes88 @BowsacNoodle @captainmarvelfan1 @Victor_Emmanuel Yeah. Looking back I’m actually astounded I had a handful of pretty on-point, naturalistic teachers in a row like that. It was very, VERY heartening to hear that kind of stuff from people like them. In most respects the message was that the body functions plenty well as-is, and most of our ‘solutions’ are just shortcuts because patients refuse to do the hard thing and change their lifestyle.

   • PoalackJokes88 (poalackjokes88@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Feb-2023 12:13:48 JST PoalackJokes88

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot @BowsacNoodle @captainmarvelfan1 @Victor_Emmanuel It's a mindset thing as well. Doctors are trained to think that we'll fall apart without constant supervision. But obviously we survived for 100k+ years without them in far worse conditions.
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   • captainmarvelfan1 (captainmarvelfan1@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Feb-2023 12:13:49 JST captainmarvelfan1

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     At this rate home births and midwives are the ideal rate if it ain't made illegal in the future.
   • Santa Noodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Feb-2023 12:13:49 JST Santa Noodle ☦️

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     @captainmarvelfan1 @Victor_Emmanuel @WashedOutGundamPilot There have been midwives who were imprisoned for "practicing medicine without a license" because they had an emergency pack with pitocin, which is used in their case to stop really severe bleeding post delivery. They would love for it to be illegal, but the theoretical radiator chained wife could still buck the system.
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Feb-2023 12:13:49 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     @BowsacNoodle @captainmarvelfan1 @Victor_Emmanuel I think the whole american birth system is deranged and retarded, kinda like…..well a lot of the “healthy” shit we have. 12 servings of bread, pasta and carbs and a max of one egg a day is the ideal, right?

     In school our prof often spoke about the human body’s design, and one of his best lessons after completing bones and muscles was to have everyone split off and figure out why we put women through birth lying down.

     Turns out nobody could figure it out for a reason- it’s unnatural. All her core, strong muscles require squatting to really void the baby. It’s a power position, and forcing women to sit there on their back, where they can’t leverage any of their strongest musculature designed to give birth is cruel.

     Down south the “civilized” method took hold, but one maneuver I really cottoned to from the natives was using a rope overhead that the lady would hold onto and squat. When I asked them how long labor took they acted like a full day was super strange, I almost got the impression they didnt’ understand the concept.

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Feb-2023 12:13:50 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     @BowsacNoodle @Victor_Emmanuel Yeah, they’re just totally apathetic. It’s really up to dad to push back, because the staff - being predominately women - WILL do the semisoft push where they pretend you’re crazy for passing it up.

     The times it’s come up the dad was at BEST only mildly invested, and sadly enough went along with circumcising his kids because in HIS youth only the low-class, weird foreign kids hadn’t had it.

     Bring it up with your parents and they’re weirdly defensive and emotional about it. It’s bizarre.

   • captainmarvelfan1 (captainmarvelfan1@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Feb-2023 12:13:50 JST captainmarvelfan1

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     I've heard horror stories where the parents have to incessantly deny circumcision and then have to keep a watch out on the little squid because the hospital heebs try to do it under their noses anyways.
   • Victor_Emmanuel (victor_emmanuel@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Feb-2023 12:13:50 JST Victor_Emmanuel

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     @captainmarvelfan1 @WashedOutGundamPilot @BowsacNoodle I plan on threatening to sue them.
   • Victor_Emmanuel (victor_emmanuel@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Feb-2023 12:13:51 JST Victor_Emmanuel

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot We aren't circumcised for the sake of women tho. Its to show we are the slaves of Jews.
   • Santa Noodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Feb-2023 12:13:51 JST Santa Noodle ☦️

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     @Victor_Emmanuel @WashedOutGundamPilot The damn waivers you have to sign just to NOT have them steal a part of your son. I hate that shit so much. My wife didn't get it at first.
   • Christmasfrend🎄 (centurianfrend@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Feb-2023 12:23:05 JST Christmasfrend🎄

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot @Victor_Emmanuel @BowsacNoodle @captainmarvelfan1 my grug level understanding of anything makes me think it was so doctors could just sit instead of having to squat as well to catch the baby.
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     @CenturianFrend @Victor_Emmanuel @BowsacNoodle @captainmarvelfan1 I’ve heard someone say it started with french royalty or something, like they thought it would be demeaning dropping a baby into a wad of hay like the peasants, and they liked the added modesty of hiding it better.

   • Victor_Emmanuel (victor_emmanuel@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Feb-2023 12:23:06 JST Victor_Emmanuel

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot @BowsacNoodle @captainmarvelfan1 Yea, getting gravity to help with the delivery seems like a good idea.
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Feb-2023 12:23:06 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     @Victor_Emmanuel @BowsacNoodle @captainmarvelfan1 Gravity, the diaphragm, and those juicy thigh muscles. Just look at vids where pregnant women abroad just have the baby surprise fall out when they’re out in public.

     We have a similar issue with shitting, the toilet isn’t a power pose, that’s why people get hemmorhoids so easily.

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 08:27:58 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     @kuon @Victor_Emmanuel Yeah but that’s high level - your mother and the doctor pushing it probably weren’t privy to that

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 08:27:59 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     @Victor_Emmanuel No, that’s just what internet autists tell each other and it’s only true in the symbolic sense.

     The staff offers it to the parents and they dither a bit before mom says “yeah we’ll go with it, the other ones just look so….icky”. If dad’s even paying attention then he’s probably in the same boat, thinking about the weird-looking dong the black kid had in gym back in the 70’s

   • Man of Dog (kuon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 08:27:59 JST Man of Dog

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot @Victor_Emmanuel Considering jews have historically circumcised their slaves, view us as their slaves, and love symbolic shit I fully believe a factor in the prevalence of circumcision in American males is jews wanting to symbolically enslave us through circumcision.