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1. gentooP (gentoop@social.mikutter.hachune.net)'s status on Monday, 18-Mar-2024 14:31:44 JST gentooP

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   • CEO of Monoeye Dating
   • armpitmoron
   • Suzu

   @Suzu @riserise @ceo_of_monoeye_dating No wonder why Reptiles are American politicians, they win in these burger eating competitions :^)

   • CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 18-Mar-2024 14:31:45 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

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     • armpitmoron
     • Suzu
     @Suzu @riserise >he can't :aburgnom:
     git gud
   • Suzu (suzu@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Monday, 18-Mar-2024 14:31:46 JST Suzu

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     • armpitmoron
     @riserise my problem is not even the choice of condiments, my problem is the fact they put so much shit inside it's impossible to eat like it was supposed to be eaten.
     I mean, sure, we all agree that the american crap that is just a wiener inside a bread roll with a bit of mustard on top is bland as fuck, but people go too far.
     
     It's like the trend we've had here since a few years ago of places making "fancy burgers", because the crap at McDonald's and Burger King is, well, crap, so a lot of local places that make "gourmet burgers" opened, and they make things like this:
     
     I mean, they sure look delicious, and I'm pretty sure I'd be able to eat it like burgers were supposed to be eaten IF I WAS ABLE TO UNHINGE MY JAW LIKE A PYTHON, YOU FUCKING MORONS.
   • armpitmoron (riserise@shrine.moe)'s status on Monday, 18-Mar-2024 14:31:47 JST armpitmoron

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     • Suzu
     @Suzu Agreed. The only acceptable condiments are ketchup and raw onion, shredded cheese if you're fancy
   • Suzu (suzu@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Monday, 18-Mar-2024 14:31:48 JST Suzu
     Look at this fucking abomination. This is what passes as a hot dog in these parts.
     
     This monstrosity has 4 sausages, corn, sauces (mayo, ketchup, mustard), egg, onion, cheese, shoestring potatoes and bacon on top.
     
     Which would be all fine and dandy, and a great value for the money that was paid (converting it would be around 8 dollars).
     
     The problem is that the main appeal of a hot dog, which would be eating it easily and without making a mess (I mean, the guy who "invented" it literally was putting a sausage in bread so people could eat without messing their hands) os completely lost in Brazillian hot dogs. There is no way to eat this thing without a fork and a knife.