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1. Suzu (suzu@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Monday, 18-Mar-2024 14:31:46 JST Suzu

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   @riserise my problem is not even the choice of condiments, my problem is the fact they put so much shit inside it's impossible to eat like it was supposed to be eaten.
   I mean, sure, we all agree that the american crap that is just a wiener inside a bread roll with a bit of mustard on top is bland as fuck, but people go too far.
   
   It's like the trend we've had here since a few years ago of places making "fancy burgers", because the crap at McDonald's and Burger King is, well, crap, so a lot of local places that make "gourmet burgers" opened, and they make things like this:
   
   I mean, they sure look delicious, and I'm pretty sure I'd be able to eat it like burgers were supposed to be eaten IF I WAS ABLE TO UNHINGE MY JAW LIKE A PYTHON, YOU FUCKING MORONS.