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1. The Problem (marine@breastmilk.club)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 04:22:15 JST The Problem

   I READ THE STUPID EGG ARTICLE BECAUSE OF YOU FAGGOTS AND NOW I’M SAD ABOUT THE CHICKENS. :02_angery:

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 04:22:13 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Floyvid Ninesneed

     @marine @Floyvid_Ninesneed Don’t worry they can make it worse

   • Floyvid Ninesneed (floyvid_ninesneed@geofront.rocks)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 04:22:14 JST Floyvid Ninesneed

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     redpill me on the thing you're talking about
   • The Problem (marine@breastmilk.club)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 04:22:14 JST The Problem

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     • Floyvid Ninesneed

     @Floyvid_Ninesneed THIS FUCKING ARTICLE MADE ME SAD BECAUSE THEY TALKED ABOUT THE KILLING THE CHICKENS

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 04:22:58 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
     • Floyvid Ninesneed

     @marine @Floyvid_Ninesneed IIRC these are ‘fake’, so not real, basically a sculpture but horrifying still

   • sapphire (sapphire@tnd.lol)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 05:11:20 JST sapphire

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     • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
     • Floyvid Ninesneed
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @marine @Floyvid_Ninesneed they won’t do this because brain surgery on a chicken will be too expensive
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 05:11:20 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Floyvid Ninesneed
     • sapphire

     @sapphire @marine @Floyvid_Ninesneed It wouldn’t be surgery, just like any other op you have a map and know the landmarks, you’d just have a rig to hold their head, adjust the chopper and SHING

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 05:20:59 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Floyvid Ninesneed
     • sapphire

     @sapphire @marine @Floyvid_Ninesneed Chicken physiology is weird, man. They’re kinda cockroachy compared to everything else. Guarantee the industry would find some way to get that whole thing done in less than 5 minutes and five dollar costs

     they already have similar equipment going, they could just average it out and make a tiny pressurized scalpel prod that shoots in 2/5th of an inch just at the right topography

   • sapphire (sapphire@tnd.lol)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 05:21:00 JST sapphire

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     • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
     • Floyvid Ninesneed
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @marine @Floyvid_Ninesneed except then you’ve got a massive gaping head wound you’ve gotta deal with
   • Caek Islove 🍰 ❤️ (caekislove@gleasonator.com)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 05:32:04 JST Caek Islove 🍰 ❤️

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     • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
     • Floyvid Ninesneed
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @marine @Floyvid_Ninesneed It's cool because the chickens will have this fun VR simulation where they peck the ground and eat fat juicy insects all day
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