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1. cracky (cracky@rot.gives)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 18:36:46 JST cracky

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   @driftwood it does kind of feel a lot of the time like michael is god's domestic partner or something.
   
   god: they keep SINNING
   michael: i know honey but you cant kill them
   god: im gonna KILL THEM
   michael: honey if you kill them im gonna be really mad
   god: ok i wont kill them but they only get a little water
   • brea (driftwood@rot.gives)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 18:36:47 JST brea

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     @cracky this seems more like whatever other parental figure arguing in hushed tones with god to let one come down for dinner because it's very bad for growing young teens to go to sleep without dinner regardless of what they might have said or done
   • cracky (cracky@rot.gives)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 18:36:48 JST cracky

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     • brea
     @driftwood
   • brea (driftwood@rot.gives)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 18:36:49 JST brea

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     @cracky what's the equivalent of stomping up the stairs and banging the door of the room closed here
   • cracky (cracky@rot.gives)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 18:36:50 JST cracky

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     i do think its really underappreciated how comical a lot of this is - like the vulgar and the divine have this constant comedy of error dynamic going on that's fascinating. old testament fragments ive read have also been really funny, like asmodeous trying to give solomon the shamir but solomon can't be tempted because he's always drunk and asleep. anyway:
     
     john: father im confused about like, famine. couldnt you just make it so there isn't famine
     yhwh: honestly like just come up here and check it out lemme show you how this whole thing works. ill send an uber just pray for a while
     john: ok
     *incomprehensible nightmare being shows up that scares literally all the apostles so bad they're out cold*
     john: dude like WHAT IS THIS??
     yhwh: ohhhh... :( you dont like it.... :(
   • cracky (cracky@rot.gives)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 18:36:50 JST cracky

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     also even in non-apocryphal works it really seems like god fully does not like humans
   • cracky (cracky@rot.gives)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 18:36:51 JST cracky

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     this scene is actually extremely embarrassing for michael because like, its happening in front of john. yhwh basically said that john could take like a elementary school field trip with a cherubim chaperone and he definitely shouldn't be seeing that there are gross angels that will sometimes bleed all over the shit thats getting sent down to earth
   • cracky (cracky@rot.gives)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 18:36:52 JST cracky

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     typical days in heaven are like
     
     michael: humans should probably be getting water is anyone like giving water to humans
     sexy angel: yeah i got this really good water and i just kinda shimmy it down to them off my dope body
     michael: ok that seems good
     really gross angel: *bleeds all over the water for the humans*
     michael: Fuck outta GET OUT OF HERE fucking GROSS
   • cracky (cracky@rot.gives)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 18:36:53 JST cracky
     mean