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i do think its really underappreciated how comical a lot of this is - like the vulgar and the divine have this constant comedy of error dynamic going on that's fascinating. old testament fragments ive read have also been really funny, like asmodeous trying to give solomon the shamir but solomon can't be tempted because he's always drunk and asleep. anyway:
john: father im confused about like, famine. couldnt you just make it so there isn't famine
yhwh: honestly like just come up here and check it out lemme show you how this whole thing works. ill send an uber just pray for a while
john: ok
*incomprehensible nightmare being shows up that scares literally all the apostles so bad they're out cold*
john: dude like WHAT IS THIS??
yhwh: ohhhh... :( you dont like it.... :(