I want you guys engaging in better fun. I’d be more forgiving if these video games were good, but COME THE FUCK ON YOU’VE ALL BEEN BITCHING FOR 10 STRAIGHT YEARS NOW. MORE. LONGER.
2013: “dude this game sucks” 2014 “ugh, did you see this shit? Worthless” 2015 “fuck this man I’m never playing another {franchise} again” 2016 “holy shit they’re gonna release skyrim AGAIN? Faggots, this industry is dead” 2017 “holy shit it’s just lukewarm microwaved bullshit why even buy this?” 2018 (do I REALLY need to walk you through these?)
It’s getting worse, every release. Every single game you buy, you sit next to me and talk my ear off about all the problems and shortcomings of this industry who keeps bending you over for a buttfuckin’ every month. But EVERY SINGLE TIME something new shows up a few weeks later and you all queue right back up to buy it and start the process anew.