Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
This is the most unattractive, zog-sloppy shit I've seen in a long time
Look at how ugly those "LIMITED EDITION GHOSTBUSTERS CUPS" are, think for a moment about how someone was excited about this and posted it to a website called 'ghostbusternews.com' to the acclaim of a subculture still eagerly awaiting the continued zombification of a 40 year old franchise
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
It's like, every element of this product is deliberately being as ugly as possible: The popcorn tub is supposed to be that cute old ghost slimer, from all the old school branding, but they made him just insanely unpleasant to look at. No more cute cartoonish smile, just obese bald zogmutt dygenia and big ol' butcheeks too
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
Oh cool, it's only 15 bucks for the asscheek bucket
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
Only found this because she told me she found a recipe for homemade ecto-cooler, a drink I've never tried, and I was curious if anyone actually thought it was anything other than an everyday product w/ diff. food coloring
(It's the hi-c flavor they always had, with food coloring)
Pride of Utopia
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
@WashedOutGundamPilot
I had a talk about this recently. My sister fell in love with a lord of the rings mug. It had elven motives, and was esthetically pleasing. She turned it around and..... there as a ring, and a "lord of the rings logo". Someone thought, that it was a great idea to put a logo on a thematically formed merch, and it completely ruined the illusion. It was no longer a mug from middle earth. It was just another piece of pointless merch.
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
@LukeAlmighty Oh yeah, I've had those meetings before. Art guy nails it out of the park, and the boomers come in and say "well what's the point if it doesn't have our brand on it, people will never be able to find it!!!!"
not realizing it's way better to have obscure branding so it drives actual interest and lasting cultural value
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
"honey I love you, and I'll give you so much attention today but I'm consumed by macabre interest for this deranged fandom right now and I have to mine more of these cringe nuggets for my own sanity"
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
If somebody asks me for my employer's name I'm gonna tell 'em it's "Ghostbusternews.com"
Maybe it's this old school attitude that I like about this. I loved these kinds of obsession sites growing up, where people would hyperfocus on one particular theme in a cloistered fandom forever, happily chirping about every little tidbit that comes along.
On the other hand, it's disgusting they still care so much about a long-dead and buried franchise, it's sucked since ghostbusters 2. Hell, maybe this is just being funded by the marketing department at warner bros, or it's just this lone youtube autist keeping the flame lit for others like him
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
@WashedOutGundamPilot
Ghost busters had 1 hood and 1 mid movie.
It is the definition of a dead horse. :omegalul:
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
@William_The_Dragonborn "huh wait why's there a travel dress in my inbox? oh wait...."
Dragon Zero
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
"hey babe cheggout your valentime's present"
"ew. Gross, no, please don't I don't wanna look at it"
"too late, overnighted here, your present arrives at 7 am"
"nooooo it's so ugly you didn't really buy it did you?!?!? Say you're joking right now. Please? Say you're joking!"
"I'm gonna sleep in so you ought to set an alarm, it needs an adult signature for the delivery"
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
Okay THIS is the ugliest consoooooooooomer merch I've seen yet.
I just don't get it, man. Why would you spend your labor on something so needless and ugly looking?
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
I have to stop reading this it's not good for me, I hate it I hate it I hate it
Consoymers are so desperate for baubles they're complaining their unsightly merch doesn't include properly grotesque buttcheeks. This is akin to the worship of ugliness you see in lefty circles to me, same gross vibe
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
Okay for really real I have to stop this it's too gross to look at
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Forgetful Gynn
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