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1. Santa Noodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 11:39:32 JST Santa Noodle ☦️
   Yeah, nah. For a 100% increase, sure.
   • Santa Noodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 11:39:28 JST Santa Noodle ☦️

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     • Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies
     • captainmarvelfan1
     @RupertvonRipp @captainmarvelfan1 The only thing that suffered from losing my commute was podcast and audiobooks. Oh no now I have to spend more time with my kids doing fun stuff and hiking and teaching them how to he ubermensch! Not my heckin' podcastarinos!
   • Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies (rupertvonripp@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 11:39:28 JST Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies

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     • captainmarvelfan1
     @BowsacNoodle @captainmarvelfan1 The podcast race must surely all be on board with ending WFH.
     
     I haven't listened to a single podcast since 2019 because I stopped having to drive long distances to make money.
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   • Santa Noodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 11:39:29 JST Santa Noodle ☦️

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     • Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies
     • captainmarvelfan1
     @RupertvonRipp @captainmarvelfan1 That's a good point. I hate driving to work so much it's unreal. I get an extra hour of sleep in the morning, more time with my family, literally more productive at home. Their team and office BS can go kick rocks.
   • Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies (rupertvonripp@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 11:39:29 JST Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies

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     • captainmarvelfan1
     @BowsacNoodle @captainmarvelfan1 Commuting is several hours of unpaid labor that /costs you money/.
     
     And the only real 'wins' with having to make the drive are... uhhh... I have to pretend I'm busy when there's nothing to do rather than talking to my wife or having a smoke or poasting or what have you AND I have to stay awake in meetings?
     
     Fuck that.
   • Santa Noodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 11:39:30 JST Santa Noodle ☦️

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     @captainmarvelfan1 I literally want double my pay to go into an office again. These people can eat 💩.
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   • Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies (rupertvonripp@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 11:39:30 JST Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies

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     • captainmarvelfan1
     @BowsacNoodle @captainmarvelfan1 Double? Fuck that you'd need to do more than that to get me back to driving 60 miles each way. I've got small kids.
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   • captainmarvelfan1 (captainmarvelfan1@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 11:39:31 JST captainmarvelfan1

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     >Alright goy you had enough fun at home in the presence of your family!
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 11:42:01 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies
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     @RupertvonRipp @BowsacNoodle @captainmarvelfan1 It utterly blows me away, with constant regularity, how so many of the regional airline guys will gloat about how much money they make while ignoring the fact they have to spend a full day commuting half the time.

     “yeah, I drew the short straw, I’m based in Philly, so I have to start everything there”

     “you live in virginia”

     “oh yeah it’s simple I just take a flight there the day prior”

     “you aren’t paid for that though. Doesn’t that suck?”

     “well, it’s not like, it’s not…..bad or anything”

   • Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies (rupertvonripp@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 11:43:32 JST Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies

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     • captainmarvelfan1
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @BowsacNoodle @captainmarvelfan1 Imagine caring so little for your family that you consider that a good deal.
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 11:44:39 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies
     • captainmarvelfan1

     @RupertvonRipp @BowsacNoodle @captainmarvelfan1 For them it sucks, but once you get seniority you can have a real nice schedule. The guys in their 40’s end up getting 4 days off a week if they’re lazy. And that’s FULL days, so you get something out of it.

     I’ll go that round if I can swing it, probably only while the kids are young though. My goal is to be very, VERY involved from 8-14 no matter what

   • Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 11:50:08 JST Hollyjollytailspike

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     • captainmarvelfan1
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @RupertvonRipp @BowsacNoodle @captainmarvelfan1 Ahhh i have a perfect job. 5 minute commute. 7 days of every 2 week pay period are off days.
     Sometimes i think ill quit but its too good
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   • captainmarvelfan1 (captainmarvelfan1@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 11:50:11 JST captainmarvelfan1

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     @RupertvonRipp
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @BowsacNoodle
     America is peak corporatocracy among other things. Working like a slave and denying the will of the Corporation is among the cardinal sins in the mainstream consciousness.
     
     This is not an issue of being lazy like boomers fellate themselves over, but of having a life beyond work and knowing that family+life>>>>>>>>job
   • Santa Noodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 11:50:11 JST Santa Noodle ☦️

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     • captainmarvelfan1
     @captainmarvelfan1 @RupertvonRipp @WashedOutGundamPilot The same corporations that jerk themselves off about work-life balance expect us to go into the office after proving by every real KPI that we can do a better job at home. Literally eat shit and die.
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   • Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies (rupertvonripp@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 11:50:16 JST Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies

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     • captainmarvelfan1
     @captainmarvelfan1 @BowsacNoodle @WashedOutGundamPilot Those same faggots who sell themselves to the company end up very, very much more likely to be divorce raped...
     
     And because they've been good little drones they actually have assets to suck away, and need to keep earning like a corpo-slave to meet alimony and child support... WELP.
     
     Should've stuck to the 9-5 and played with your kids every night, fuckwits.
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   • Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies (rupertvonripp@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 11:51:20 JST Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies

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     • captainmarvelfan1
     @BowsacNoodle @captainmarvelfan1 @WashedOutGundamPilot I'm just glad my company started doing full remote /before/ coof... so it's not going away.
     
     And yes, KPIs all went up with the switch.
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   • captainmarvelfan1 (captainmarvelfan1@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 11:57:58 JST captainmarvelfan1

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     @RupertvonRipp @WashedOutGundamPilot
     Their notion of work life balance isnt you spending time with your kin, it's ping pong tables, coffee machines, company outings, vidya game consoles in the break room, and nap time at work. All the things soyqueers gush over Silicone valley NWO tech corporations seem like the gift of God's Son to them because they literally do not know how to live beyond the Corporation, be it socially, laborally, or entertainment wise
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   • Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 11:58:10 JST Hollyjollytailspike

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     • captainmarvelfan1
     @RupertvonRipp @captainmarvelfan1 @BowsacNoodle @WashedOutGundamPilot Dudes think "she loves me for my money" no she loves you cus you're PRESENT
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 13:17:00 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • tradracist 6

     @tradracist @monsterislandcolonizer @BowsacNoodle @RupertvonRipp @captainmarvelfan1 I mean, with the right packaging I’m pretty sure you could fool a lot of people into eating dog food

   • tradracist 6 (tradracist@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 13:17:02 JST tradracist 6

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     • Hollyjollytailspike
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     what is the fundamental issue of a wife. what is a wife, at her most essential? and what is the appropriate way of relating to her? what how cold/warm or cruel/kind must one be? should she be made to sleep in the dog house? should she have to eat dog food?
   • Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies (rupertvonripp@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 13:19:59 JST Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot @tradracist @monsterislandcolonizer @BowsacNoodle @captainmarvelfan1 Dog food? What kind of bigoted misinformation are you talking about? EcoBites are a new, scientifically optimized way of gaining nutrition that is sustainable, delicious, /and/ better for you than anything else on the market! It's such a leap forward it should be illegal to eat any other way.
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   • Sky Christmas (legacy edition) (_skycaptain@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 13:22:02 JST Sky Christmas (legacy edition)

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     • Hollyjollytailspike
     • Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies
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     • tradracist 6
     wait a minute, is this "wife" furry, with four legs and floppy ears?
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 13:22:02 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Hollyjollytailspike
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     • captainmarvelfan1
     • tradracist 6

     @_skycaptain @tradracist @BowsacNoodle @RupertvonRipp @captainmarvelfan1 @monsterislandcolonizer Nah, I’ve known one guy who actually ate his dog’s food. He’d walk by the box of it in his garage and grab a fistful like it was some snack

     He said he accidentally did it once and liked it, it’s got a kind of greasiness and a savory meat flavor. There’s a 4ch post by some guy asking his mom what that “one cereal brand was”, where she admits it was dog food because they were poor when he was young and he didn’t hate it.

     So it’s out there, people are nasty.

   • Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies (rupertvonripp@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 13:27:07 JST Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies

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     • Hollyjollytailspike
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     @WashedOutGundamPilot @_skycaptain @tradracist @BowsacNoodle @captainmarvelfan1 @monsterislandcolonizer Just knowing the quality of ingredients and the.... I think I'm going to be sick.
     
     That shit is /not/ meant for relatively delicate human digestive tracts.
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 13:27:07 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Hollyjollytailspike
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     • captainmarvelfan1
     • tradracist 6

     @RupertvonRipp @_skycaptain @tradracist @BowsacNoodle @captainmarvelfan1 @monsterislandcolonizer here ya go. All It took was “hey man got that dog foo-“ instant delivery