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1. nixCraft 🐧 (nixcraft@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jan-2024 05:43:39 JST nixCraft 🐧

   Lol 😂 everything is a smart device err I mean AI optimised washing cycle. It will be part of a botnet someday 😂

   • Roadskater, Ph.D. (roadskater@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jan-2024 05:44:43 JST Roadskater, Ph.D.

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     @nixCraft It's probably already ming crypto. For someone.

   • Nikolay Neupokoev 🧲✨ (mikolasan@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jan-2024 05:56:40 JST Nikolay Neupokoev 🧲✨

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     @nixCraft this is how a washing machine heats water nowadays - by mining bitcoins

   • LS (lain@lain.com)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jan-2024 06:01:00 JST LS

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     • feld
     • Roadskater, Ph.D.
     @feld @nixCraft @roadskater most probable cause: bug in the firmware update checking function
   • feld (feld@bikeshed.party)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jan-2024 06:01:01 JST feld

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     • Roadskater, Ph.D.
     @roadskater @nixCraft that doesn't make any sense, crypto mining doesn't consume bandwidth like that
   • Arapalla (arapalla@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jan-2024 06:02:51 JST Arapalla

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     @nixCraft I have exactly no uses for connected whitegoods.

   • Elias Probst (eliasp@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jan-2024 06:13:17 JST Elias Probst

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     @nixCraft no, your Honor! I didn't illegaly download those copyrighted movies! It must've been my washing machine!

   • Mark Fraser (mfraz74@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jan-2024 06:19:54 JST Mark Fraser

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     @nixCraft but can it play Doom?

   • feld (feld@bikeshed.party)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jan-2024 06:23:33 JST feld

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     • LS
     • Roadskater, Ph.D.
     @lain @nixCraft @roadskater it's probably in an update-download-loop, yeah. I've seen that before. It used to be REALLY common with Antivirus software.
     LS likes this.
   • Tony Wells (tonyjwells@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jan-2024 06:57:58 JST Tony Wells

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     @nixCraft
     Is it streaming video of the clothes being washed?

   • Ruben Brusselmans (rubenbrusselmans@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jan-2024 07:07:35 JST Ruben Brusselmans

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     @nixCraft anyone recognize the dashboard or monitoring application? I want to have bandwidth + total usage with zabbix as well, but it seems impossible

   • Grapes (lejuanpepe@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jan-2024 07:58:26 JST Grapes

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     @nixCraft it's cleaning your WiFi

   • SteveBuell (stevebuell@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jan-2024 08:56:40 JST SteveBuell

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     @nixCraft The better question is: "Why did you connect your dryer to wifi in the first place?"

   • young man yells at the cloud (bamboombibbitybop@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jan-2024 12:50:15 JST young man yells at the cloud

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     @nixCraft My guess is mic and camera feed