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1. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Feb-2023 07:28:58 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

   oops, too bad, bucko, the boomer’s gonna enlist to a Major because he’s got “life experience” (managing a team of mexicans for his concrete pouring biz)

   • 💮Space Elf🐝 (spaceelf@leafposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Feb-2023 07:33:04 JST 💮Space Elf🐝

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot I've often thought about enlisting to be an Air Steward with the Australian Airforce and doing a few terms as a "my life is fucked, oh god" solution to avoid a truly desperate situation.
     
     Because it would be funny to fail my way into officer status as a fucking peanut dispenser because I have qualifications.
     "Yes, hello, I'm Sergeant Spelf, Fastest Peanut Slinger in the South China Sea. You will jump when I tell you to jump. You will drop and give me any number I ask for. If I even catch sight of a cold cup of coffee in a passengers hands I swear on every hateful star there is that I will personally throw you out of this god forsaken plane MAGGOT"
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   • Christmas Coon (mebigbrain@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Feb-2023 07:35:02 JST Christmas Coon

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot Yeah, boomers need to be fast-tracked to the front because they just didn't get enough opportunities in life. Better give them a gold star (or leaf, in this case) for being old.
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