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1. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Dec-2023 13:04:19 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

   • 🐦ulon :blobshp:

   The year is 2038

   you need a new CPU but nobody has motherboards compatible with old gear now that they've been taxed in an effort to control "EAIs (Extremist Artificial Intelligences)".

   You shop for a CPU that benchmarks about 5% below a 9th-gen Intel I3, and all you see under the "+" column is "uses 14% less energy than previous chips" and "Made proudly by a demographically-representative workforce (i.e. 70% mexican, 30% black, 72% female worker base"

   You happily note that this will count towards your personal ESG score as "supporting BIPOC and Women Businesses"
   
   RT: https://shpposter.club/objects/346c6efc-2904-40ba-af2f-129804224c7f

   • nordtrack (nordtrack@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 22-Dec-2023 13:08:08 JST nordtrack

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     • 🐦ulon :blobshp:
     Know how you look back at 10 year old dystopian greentexts?
     I hate it, but this hits.
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   • 🐦ulon :blobshp: (birdulon@shpposter.club)'s status on Friday, 22-Dec-2023 14:16:28 JST 🐦ulon :blobshp:

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot Now is the time to hoard pre-fall technology!
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   • Christmas Coon (mebigbrain@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Dec-2023 14:16:35 JST Christmas Coon

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     • 🐦ulon :blobshp:
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @birdulon Yeah
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     :awoo_tired: shotgun snuggler :clownpiece_smug: repeated this.
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Dec-2023 14:16:46 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • 🐦ulon :blobshp:
     • Christmas Coon
     @MeBigbrain @birdulon
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