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1. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Dec-2023 13:04:19 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

   The year is 2038

   you need a new CPU but nobody has motherboards compatible with old gear now that they've been taxed in an effort to control "EAIs (Extremist Artificial Intelligences)".

   You shop for a CPU that benchmarks about 5% below a 9th-gen Intel I3, and all you see under the "+" column is "uses 14% less energy than previous chips" and "Made proudly by a demographically-representative workforce (i.e. 70% mexican, 30% black, 72% female worker base"

   You happily note that this will count towards your personal ESG score as "supporting BIPOC and Women Businesses"
   
   RT: https://shpposter.club/objects/346c6efc-2904-40ba-af2f-129804224c7f