Whenever some jowly, triple-chinned redditor tries to call the bible "your magic sky daddy book" I laugh. The bible carries the momentum of ages - wars, bloodlines, every facet of the world bears witness to its follower's faith and devotion to it... however wayward they sometimes may have been. They gave their all for the faith, they constructed the greatest works that remain unmatched with all our modern tech and financialization.
Today, they don't even codify their religion outside a generic "just be a good fucking person!!!". Their bible is marvel movies, transgressive children's movies filled with subversion. Their crusades are anal sex and the panoply of unproductive, unholy flesh-pleasures. Their faith has scarcely existed for half a century, in the form it has today...but they truly think it's the final faith to supersede and subsume all others.
Immensely cocky and retarded, I hate them.