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Victor_Emmanuel (victor_emmanuel@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jan-2023 13:10:55 JST Victor_Emmanuel @WashedOutGundamPilot Can you tell me wtf women mean by chemistry? - Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this.
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jan-2023 13:10:55 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @Victor_Emmanuel A shortcut to me was figuring out “chemistry” meant that she felt like meeting you was “like a movie”.
Your conversation flows freely to the point you notice you’ve been hanging out after work for 4 hours after closing, or you end up sitting in the driveway forever when you’re dropping her off at home. You just feel good to be around, she likes you, she just feels like you mesh together. Sometimes it’s humor, where you keep her laughing and take up the convo threads she offers to you, allowing a good amount of give and take - while it’s nice making them laugh, it’s not good to go overboard and basically “perform”, where you’re filling up 90% of the airtime while she sits listening & laughing.
“Chemistry” is just liking someone, feeling good around them. You know how a lot of girls just exist around you, the ones you aren’t really into but know that other guys probably would. Girls like that are just a case of “eh, I”m not really feeling it, we don’t seem like we could be a ‘couple’”.
At least that’s how I always read it.
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Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies (rupertvonripp@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jan-2023 13:20:13 JST Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies @WashedOutGundamPilot @Victor_Emmanuel Chemistry is when they find you interesting even when you go sperg on topics they don't care about. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jan-2023 13:20:13 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @RupertvonRipp @Victor_Emmanuel I was gonna address this but instead I access a terrible memory and full-body cringed and now I can’t remember what it was.
I was thinking back to one of my first “real” gfs and the time I, after like, 3 dates being exclusive, insisted we watch “the greatest movie ever” and see the empire strikes back
but wait it gets worse
I thought I was being nice by letting her have the recliner all to herself
it gets worse still
She kept trying to get me to sit on it with her, and I kept declining because there “wasn’t enough room for two” (I didn’t understand lap sitting at the time)
But wait, there’s more
When she got up to “get a drink” she grabbed a blanket and insisted we snuggle to keep warm
AND FINALLY IT GETS WORSE HOLY SHIT
Every time she spun around to face me, I kept watching and pointed out how great each part was, hoping she’d quit ignoring it
We didn’t stay together long after that
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jan-2023 13:25:52 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @Robert_Edwardly @RupertvonRipp @Victor_Emmanuel The more I dig back the more I’m astounded I ever got anywhere. I lucked out with very aggressive women doing the pursuing in the first couple years. If it weren’t for them putting up with my total blindness….hoo boy. I don’t think I even figured out how to really do the pursuit half in a relationship until I was out of high school.
this is novel cringe to me
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🎄:njp:Robert_Cheerfully :windmill_of_friendship: 🇷🇺🎆 (robert_edwardly@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jan-2023 13:25:53 JST 🎄:njp:Robert_Cheerfully :windmill_of_friendship: 🇷🇺🎆 @WashedOutGundamPilot @RupertvonRipp @Victor_Emmanuel Thank you for the schadenfreude I enjoyed it, 9/10 on yelp Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
BT (eltigre@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jan-2023 13:29:30 JST BT @WashedOutGundamPilot @RupertvonRipp @Victor_Emmanuel Theres hope for all of us.
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nobullyplz :antibully: (nobullyplz@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jan-2023 13:29:33 JST nobullyplz :antibully: @WashedOutGundamPilot @RupertvonRipp @Victor_Emmanuel >Make someone's head physically retract into their shoulders with a Poast™️ !
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jan-2023 13:41:00 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @RupertvonRipp @Victor_Emmanuel Shit now that I look back I’m remembering other ones too. LIke I was hanging out with a chick friend when she offhandedly said she would NEVER let me see her room…. naturally I immediately decided I’d go on a warpath to see it, and we were off to the wrasslin’ races. Took a few minutes of her desperately trying to stop me, blocking doors, grabbing me by the neck, the whole huffing and puffing thing until I dragged here there and saw an absolute wreck (of course).
She was hanging around my neck piggy back, and we were panting from the workout and I was making fun of how slovenly everything was, like her forgotten starbucks cups sitting on the window sill…. I put her down on the bed first and then laid back to catch my breath…….
and didn’t make a move. I’d just spend 15 minutes grabbing, pulling, pinning, and folding this hyperactive, squealing girl into submission and I capped it off with a brief chat before heading back upstairs because boys weren’t allowed in her room and her parents were going to start coming home soon.
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jan-2023 13:41:46 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @RupertvonRipp @Victor_Emmanuel I ended up dating the wrestling girl later on and she reminded me of that time with a few grumpy punches, she said it was the biggest letdown because she always had a crush on me and though I was finally making a move on her.
We made up for it later but dammit that was very very dense. Actually at the time, I think I was dating the empire strikes back girl, might have been why I didn’t pick up on the sexual subtext. We used to all hang out together, and my ex was on a short home leash so things would usually end up with just me, her, and one of our other friends since we were the only ones free.
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jan-2023 13:46:06 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @Robert_Edwardly @RupertvonRipp @Victor_Emmanuel If I’m being honest there’s much worse. I really fucked things up with her, and we had a really irreplaceable history together. I ended up throwing it away because I wanted to go out and see the world, and in my youthful naïveté I didn’t think there would be a problem leaving her in america while I traveled around on my own. She moved on without me.
On the bright side she’s got a bunch of cute little blonde kids with the guy she dated right after me. Probably for the best. It’s just weird looking in the past and thinking about what could have been, and how absolutely retarded it is that even in my trad family nobody took me aside and told me to just marry her and start a family back then.
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🎄:njp:Robert_Cheerfully :windmill_of_friendship: 🇷🇺🎆 (robert_edwardly@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jan-2023 13:46:07 JST 🎄:njp:Robert_Cheerfully :windmill_of_friendship: 🇷🇺🎆 @WashedOutGundamPilot @RupertvonRipp @Victor_Emmanuel You dumbass no wonder they kicked you out of Gundam school -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jan-2023 13:57:40 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @Robert_Edwardly @RupertvonRipp @Victor_Emmanuel Yeah this is not good for me, I’m stuck at work getting all sentimental again. Also indulging in that stray thought that I’m in one of the worse versions of my life timeline because I didn’t make correct choices when it counted.
OOF
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🎄:njp:Robert_Cheerfully :windmill_of_friendship: 🇷🇺🎆 (robert_edwardly@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jan-2023 13:57:41 JST 🎄:njp:Robert_Cheerfully :windmill_of_friendship: 🇷🇺🎆 @WashedOutGundamPilot @RupertvonRipp @Victor_Emmanuel Now I'm sad. :/ -
jollybudd1350 🎄 :njp: 🎄 (johnbudd1350@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jan-2023 13:58:48 JST jollybudd1350 🎄 :njp: 🎄 @WashedOutGundamPilot @Robert_Edwardly @RupertvonRipp @Victor_Emmanuel If it makes you feel better I have a million of these regrets too. Really needed an outside force, like a mentor or family to set me straight like you say. All we can do now is try to be THAT guy for someone else. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jan-2023 14:00:36 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @johnbudd1350 @Robert_Edwardly @RupertvonRipp @Victor_Emmanuel All I can do is remember why I chose what I did. Hopefully in 15 years I’ll be describing this era to my son to help him navigate his own life. Maybe I can tell the future kids “yeah, in the end I’m glad I held out and got your momma, she’s a much better choice”
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Christmas Coon (mebigbrain@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jan-2023 14:00:46 JST Christmas Coon @WashedOutGundamPilot @Robert_Edwardly @RupertvonRipp @Victor_Emmanuel Maybe we're all the worst versions of ourselves. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
🎄:njp:Robert_Cheerfully :windmill_of_friendship: 🇷🇺🎆 (robert_edwardly@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jan-2023 14:19:55 JST 🎄:njp:Robert_Cheerfully :windmill_of_friendship: 🇷🇺🎆 @MeBigbrain @WashedOutGundamPilot @RupertvonRipp @Victor_Emmanuel Trust me I could be so much worse. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
🎄:njp:Robert_Cheerfully :windmill_of_friendship: 🇷🇺🎆 (robert_edwardly@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 22-Jan-2023 00:11:02 JST 🎄:njp:Robert_Cheerfully :windmill_of_friendship: 🇷🇺🎆 @Victor_Emmanuel @RupertvonRipp @WashedOutGundamPilot My mom must have believed that her firstborn son was automatically some kind of sex god. "He's alone with a woman, they must be fornicating". Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies (rupertvonripp@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 22-Jan-2023 00:11:03 JST Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies @WashedOutGundamPilot @Robert_Edwardly @Victor_Emmanuel The real tragedy is the poison even most 'good' families have been fed and feed their children.
Somehow "go out and GET EXPERIENCE SEE THE WORLD" is more important than "son, you've got a good thing, lock it down, the world will follow."
ZOG's most pernicious lie?Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
🎄:njp:Robert_Cheerfully :windmill_of_friendship: 🇷🇺🎆 (robert_edwardly@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 22-Jan-2023 00:11:03 JST 🎄:njp:Robert_Cheerfully :windmill_of_friendship: 🇷🇺🎆 @RupertvonRipp @WashedOutGundamPilot @Victor_Emmanuel I was withheld from dating until I was at college and given no guidance.
It was basically "the one thing is that he doesn't have sex". What to do about dating? No help. No advice.Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Victor_Emmanuel (victor_emmanuel@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 22-Jan-2023 00:11:03 JST Victor_Emmanuel @Robert_Edwardly @RupertvonRipp @WashedOutGundamPilot Same and My mother was paranoid that women would randomly strip in front of me. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 22-Jan-2023 00:12:21 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @Victor_Emmanuel @Robert_Edwardly @RupertvonRipp I remember the ONE time I loaned my sister my phone it rang during her call and she looked down to see tiddy pics from this skank at school
She sprinted like a gazelle evading a waterhole croc to tattle on me
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 22-Jan-2023 00:16:30 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @Robert_Edwardly @RupertvonRipp @Victor_Emmanuel I was pushed very hard by the older guys in family to not be weird, in any case. If they saw me looking at a cute girl in public they’d make me “go get her number” or else they’d leave without me and make me hitch a ride home.
Forced me to get out of my comfort zone and get comfy approaching strangers. I just didn’t have the guts to make that transition from normal friend activity to sexual interaction. Most of my early sexual resume saw the girl play the aggressor, I was too ‘nice’ to go on the offensive
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Victor_Emmanuel (victor_emmanuel@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Jan-2023 11:58:20 JST Victor_Emmanuel @WashedOutGundamPilot @Robert_Edwardly @RupertvonRipp >I’m astounded I ever got anywhere
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Jan-2023 11:58:20 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @Victor_Emmanuel @Robert_Edwardly @RupertvonRipp I’m a normal guy but I’m (evidently) somewhat charming IRL. Everybody always wants to have me around and coworkers often say they’re excited when they see our names on the same jobs together.
All through HS I just did that thing where you befriend girls and they just fall into the gravity well. The more time you spend with them the more they end up liking you. All my gfs came that way from what I remember.
Also had a very odd thing where a couple older girls were pretty forward and aggressive. But overall I’m nothing all that special to look at
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Christmasfrend🎄 (centurianfrend@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Jan-2023 12:04:57 JST Christmasfrend🎄 @WashedOutGundamPilot @RupertvonRipp @Victor_Emmanuel reading this made me unlock a memory of being completely oblivious to a really fit karate girls advances in first year uni.
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Jan-2023 12:04:57 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @CenturianFrend @RupertvonRipp @Victor_Emmanuel Dude there was a girl on the bus who kept telling me, “I’m a ninja, want me to prove it? Ya hafta fuck me upside down“ and it wasn’t until everyone started talking about how horny she was that I realized she wasn’t just repeating some rawr xd joke
to this day I don’t understand it at all. “I’m a ninja! Fuck me sideways!”….I’m pretty sure the only reason it’s still in my memory is because some part of my brain is trying to process it and crack the encryption.
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Jan-2023 12:06:33 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @CenturianFrend @RupertvonRipp @Victor_Emmanuel Oh and i could be worse. Had a buddy who had a girl like that, fit athletic chick…..he didn’t have the self-esteem, he had that “oh she’s too good for me” attitude (despite being a tall guy with that ‘dad-bear’ body type) and he ended up ghosting her in favor of some brown, frumpy indian girl who treats him like he’s a toddler.
So hey….at least you didn’t do that
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Jan-2023 12:07:48 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @RupertvonRipp @CenturianFrend @Victor_Emmanuel She was a white girl though.
See? Still bugs me to this day. Actually that does kinda, sorta make sense I guess
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Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies (rupertvonripp@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Jan-2023 12:07:49 JST Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies @WashedOutGundamPilot @CenturianFrend @Victor_Emmanuel You are insufficiently racist, I fear. The joke must surely relate to the old idea that Oriental vag is sideways/slanted. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Jan-2023 12:10:16 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @RupertvonRipp @CenturianFrend @Victor_Emmanuel Oh no this girl was WAY forward, she was very blatantly traditional and was pretty up front about wanting to date him and get married. It was insane.
I kinda think he felt like he’d inevitably get obese and lazy as a husband, and her high-activity lifestyle wouldn’t gel with that.
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Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies (rupertvonripp@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Jan-2023 12:10:17 JST Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies @WashedOutGundamPilot @CenturianFrend @Victor_Emmanuel Frumpy brown chick was probably so obvious in putting up flags that she liked him that he could bite.
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Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies (rupertvonripp@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Jan-2023 13:22:03 JST Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies @Victor_Emmanuel @WashedOutGundamPilot @CenturianFrend They tie together. The differences in vocab are part of the struggle. Women don't think the way we do, we don't think the way women do. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Victor_Emmanuel (victor_emmanuel@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Jan-2023 13:22:04 JST Victor_Emmanuel @WashedOutGundamPilot @RupertvonRipp @CenturianFrend I hate how my question about women’s vocabulary turned into all the balls we missed because we weren’t even holding the bat.