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People are making a big deal out of Trump's self-reported height and weight, but the other stats he tried to submit during his arrest are absolutely wild:

Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 215 lbs
Age: 36
Hair: very real
Intellect: big brain
Skin: radiant, flawless, possibly bulletproof
Strength: equivalent to five buffalo in their prime
Speed: white Usain Bolt
Hand Size: bigger than yours
Virgin: never