Trump's ghastly mugshot.

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1. Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Sep-2023 12:42:36 JST Low Quality Facts

   People are making a big deal out of Trump's self-reported height and weight, but the other stats he tried to submit during his arrest are absolutely wild:

   Height: 6' 3"
   Weight: 215 lbs
   Age: 36
   Hair: very real
   Intellect: big brain
   Skin: radiant, flawless, possibly bulletproof
   Strength: equivalent to five buffalo in their prime
   Speed: white Usain Bolt
   Hand Size: bigger than yours
   Virgin: never