> No it wasn't. The tests work fine.

The tests are random. I scored a week off work by taking it a few times until I got the right result.

One woman working in a trucking company was pissed off with the chaotic results so she sent in 10 tests all of her own samples, 5 pos, 5 neg. Another woman got different results for her left and right nostril. A guy testing the UN's testing protocol found a papaya fruit that tested positive and a lab in the UK got caught reporting every single sample as negative.

> you're making shit up now

You say that for everything. That particular story happened in australia, but the same issue was widespread. Wherever hospitals could score extra money by creating a casedemic and using it as an excuse to dole out "run-death-is-near" they did. The result was carnage.

> Consider yourself lucky.

Luck has nothing to do with it. It's statistical likelyhood. Very few people globally died from the coof. And that's when they were counting everyone who died with flu symptoms as a "covid death."

> This part is true BECAUSE COVID CAUSES HEART DAMAGE

Funny how it's only causing heart damage to vaxxers. Probably a coincidence.

> This isn't true. It's the other way around: the unvaxxed are the ones who are getting strokes more than the vaxxed.

I know of literally no cases of anti-vaxxers getting strokes or heart attacks. None.

Covidiots on the other hand are dropping like flies.