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1. merchantHelios (merchanthelios@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Aug-2023 02:28:18 JST merchantHelios
   >12+ playable races
   >most people choose human male
   
   >a bajillion romance options
   >most people go with the white elf girl
   
   The west is saved?
   • King_Noticer (king_noticer@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Aug-2023 02:28:17 JST King_Noticer

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     • Nierenstein: Romcom Villain Arc
     @nierenstein @merchantHelios And they didn’t even do that right
     
     All those options but NO GOBLIN, THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS
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   • Nierenstein: Romcom Villain Arc (nierenstein@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Aug-2023 02:28:18 JST Nierenstein: Romcom Villain Arc

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     @merchantHelios And yet game devs around the world will continue spending most of their dev time on options for the tenth of a percent of players who are weird freaks
   • King_Noticer (king_noticer@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Aug-2023 02:28:22 JST King_Noticer

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     • Hollyjollytailspike
     • Nierenstein: Romcom Villain Arc
     @monsterislandcolonizer @nierenstein @merchantHelios They’re under the influence of a foreign god who’s forced them to be that way
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   • King_Noticer (king_noticer@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Aug-2023 02:28:23 JST King_Noticer

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     • Hollyjollytailspike
     • Nierenstein: Romcom Villain Arc
     @monsterislandcolonizer @nierenstein @merchantHelios They’re not
     
     Especially not the Forgotten Realms ones
   • Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Aug-2023 02:28:23 JST Hollyjollytailspike

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     • Nierenstein: Romcom Villain Arc
     • King_Noticer
     @King_Noticer @nierenstein @merchantHelios Hmm they've always been portrayed as maniacally evil and dumb in all the fr books I've read
   • Nierenstein: Romcom Villain Arc (nierenstein@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Aug-2023 02:28:24 JST Nierenstein: Romcom Villain Arc

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     • King_Noticer
     @King_Noticer @merchantHelios I guess they forgot. Doing so seems to be a pattern, when it comes to that setting.
   • Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Aug-2023 02:28:24 JST Hollyjollytailspike

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     • Nierenstein: Romcom Villain Arc
     • King_Noticer
     @nierenstein @King_Noticer @merchantHelios Uhh because goblins are basically animals
   • ❄️:padoru: SantaSnekFriend :padoru:❄️ (supersnekfriend@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Aug-2023 02:51:55 JST ❄️:padoru: SantaSnekFriend :padoru:❄️

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     • King_Noticer
     @King_Noticer @merchantHelios Fact checked by Short Stacktriots™: True! ✅
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   • ❄️:padoru: SantaSnekFriend :padoru:❄️ (supersnekfriend@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Aug-2023 02:51:56 JST ❄️:padoru: SantaSnekFriend :padoru:❄️

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     @merchantHelios Let me ask: is she the most normal girl of all the romancable hetero options?
     
     People would probably woo a cute dark elf or demon girl if they were very cute and acted nice to you.
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   • King_Noticer (king_noticer@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Aug-2023 02:51:56 JST King_Noticer

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     • ❄️:padoru: SantaSnekFriend :padoru:❄️
     @SuperSnekFriend @merchantHelios A cute nice gobbo in the game would perhaps get many romances as well :jahy_smug_stare:
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   • BroDrillard (brodrillard@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Aug-2023 04:13:18 JST BroDrillard

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     • Caek Islove 🍰 ❤️
     • Leaf Lord

     You can bet their next “feature” will be forcing people toward the weird, unwanted, unnatural choices.

     At first it may be buffs the player gets from making a homo choice. (Or a debuff for picking the normal choice.) When that still doesn’t work the homo-only buff will be a requirement for completing some important quest. Finally, the normal choice will be removed altogether.

     @caekislove

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   • Leaf Lord (leaflord@leafposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Aug-2023 04:13:19 JST Leaf Lord

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     I am more annoyed at the fact that they are gathering stats from people's playthroughs
   • Ardainian Hebrew Israelite (ardainianright@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Aug-2023 04:18:12 JST Ardainian Hebrew Israelite

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     • Caek Islove 🍰 ❤️
     • Xeraser 🇮🇹 | 🇷🇺
     • Squadalah_Man
     @Squadalah_Man @caekislove @Xeraser @merchantHelios What does my avi say about my parents?
   • Xeraser 🇮🇹 | 🇷🇺 (xeraser@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Aug-2023 04:18:13 JST Xeraser 🇮🇹 | 🇷🇺

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     • Caek Islove 🍰 ❤️
     @caekislove @merchantHelios They're tracking everything. Never forget that they chastised the playerbase for playing as "your average White guy". They went on and on about it on their trannycord but I lost the screenshots, was just a whole lot of "fuck White people" IIRC.
   • Squadalah_Man (squadalah_man@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Aug-2023 04:18:13 JST Squadalah_Man

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     • Caek Islove 🍰 ❤️
     • Xeraser 🇮🇹 | 🇷🇺
     @Xeraser @caekislove @merchantHelios
   • Caek Islove 🍰 ❤️ (caekislove@gleasonator.com)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Aug-2023 04:18:14 JST Caek Islove 🍰 ❤️

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     @merchantHelios That's fucking gross that they're apparently tracking who people are fucking in-game.
   • Ardainian Hebrew Israelite (ardainianright@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Aug-2023 06:26:47 JST Ardainian Hebrew Israelite

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     • Caek Islove 🍰 ❤️
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     • Squadalah_Man
     @Squadalah_Man @caekislove @Xeraser @merchantHelios More or less.
   • Squadalah_Man (squadalah_man@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Aug-2023 06:26:48 JST Squadalah_Man

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     • Ardainian Hebrew Israelite
     • Caek Islove 🍰 ❤️
     • Xeraser 🇮🇹 | 🇷🇺
     @ArdainianRight @caekislove @Xeraser @merchantHelios Married well meaning boomers.
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