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1. Dan Abrams :verified: (timeforabreak@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 05:01:25 JST Dan Abrams :verified:

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   I have never been more proud of Gen 3 chads.
   
   RT: https://poa.st/objects/3ba7b3ac-f05e-44a0-b319-c7c08951a7ad
   • asukaposter (asukasoryu@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 05:01:25 JST asukaposter

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     @TimeforaBreak @WashedOutGundamPilot There is hope for twink zoomers after all (until I finally kill them all and consume their meat to fuel my gainz) (this post is satire) (no it isn't)
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 05:06:18 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     @asukasoryu @TimeforaBreak takis’ and energy drinks w/ prodigious amounts of vitamin E oils & thc do not a tasty veal stake create

   • Dan Abrams :verified: (timeforabreak@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 05:06:19 JST Dan Abrams :verified:

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     @asukasoryu @WashedOutGundamPilot What would be the most effective way of killing them? Sending them to well staffed camps with hospitals, thespian clubs and swimming pools?
   • asukaposter (asukasoryu@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 05:06:19 JST asukaposter

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     @TimeforaBreak @WashedOutGundamPilot Yes, where they will be fed gourmet food (high carb, high fat, ice cream sundaes 4 times a day) so that their meat is tender and sweet and slides down the gullet mmmmmmm
   • asukaposter (asukasoryu@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 05:08:59 JST asukaposter

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot @TimeforaBreak Yes they will be absolutely forbidden from eating Takis. I know the stress of withdrawal will probably kill about 25% of them but these are acceptable losses.
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 05:08:59 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     @asukasoryu @TimeforaBreak Zoomers can’t quit takis cold turkey, the withdrawals will give them diarrhea and they’ll shit themselves to death when you can’t get them to hydrate enough w/ energy drinks. In order to survive they need to drink at least 8 gallons of taurine infused pisswater, and THEN you run into kidney issues.

     Gotta wean them off the takis slowly

   • Nigger Cat (slurcat@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 05:29:03 JST Nigger Cat

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     @asukasoryu @TimeforaBreak @WashedOutGundamPilot >"The guy just kept me in a shed and was beating me with a bamboo poll and handing me feed corn. I didn't get a good look at his face because he always kept a pair of panties over his face, but I think he was white despite him yelling in chinese or something."
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   • Dan Abrams :verified: (timeforabreak@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 05:29:04 JST Dan Abrams :verified:

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     @asukasoryu @WashedOutGundamPilot How to make wagyu zoomer?
   • Nigger Cat (slurcat@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 05:29:04 JST Nigger Cat

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     @TimeforaBreak @asukasoryu @WashedOutGundamPilot Since wagyu is a specific japanese care cycle, you're going to have to kidnap a twink, force feed him grain, and beat him with a kendo stick. Also, constantly swear at him in japanese.
   • asukaposter (asukasoryu@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 05:29:04 JST asukaposter

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     @slurcat @TimeforaBreak @WashedOutGundamPilot *whack whack whack*
     BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA :cirno_laugh:
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 05:35:59 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     @asukasoryu @TimeforaBreak I know, I know you’re saying “well just get them to drink water to stay hydrated through the diarrhea” but come on. Tell me you don’t know zoomers without saying it outright.

     Water isn’t even on the table, buddy. It’s energy drinks or milkshake-coffees from starbucks, nothing else to keep them hydrated.