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Abner (abner@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Aug-2023 08:37:11 JST Abner Ohh now you have done it, you have kicked the Poast hornets' nest -
prettygood (prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Aug-2023 08:37:10 JST prettygood @abner @mushroom_soup this was just an elaborate ploy to bait people into posting armpits oh wait its working Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Aug-2023 08:41:46 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @mushroom_soup @prettygood @abner No duh, it’s never gonna turn YOU on. It’s to turn on guys who have had their cerebrum liquefacted by a lifetime of high-speed internet pornography to the point they’ve scoured the female form to the point of fetishizing the few niche body parts not fully explored in their mainstream smut.
For girls you’re supposed to find out if you have good armpits/knees/lowerback/feet/ear assets and constantly try to brainwash your crush into finding it attractive because you think yours are particularly nice.
Before you know it you’re the girl whining “ugh I hate it I have really nice feet but he doesn’t care at all it’s a total waste“
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mushroom soup (mushroom_soup@breastmilk.club)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Aug-2023 08:41:47 JST mushroom soup @prettygood @abner no im not a degenerate whos turned on by armpits
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FWC (fuckingwhocaresdude@5dollah.click)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Aug-2023 08:41:50 JST FWC @mushroom_soup @abner @prettygood I am. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
mushroom soup (mushroom_soup@breastmilk.club)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Aug-2023 08:52:38 JST mushroom soup @WashedOutGundamPilot @abner @prettygood i think my feet and armpits are kinda gross
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Aug-2023 08:52:38 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @mushroom_soup @abner @prettygood When I was in HS my ex used to talk about “her big ugly feet” so now, even years later, I still don’t know if size 8 is even that big or not
In a relationship it isn’t the parts of her that I love but the way she acts and move that’s really enchanting. The way she’ll lazily stumble over and snuggle into me with a pointed sniff (inside joke), or how she’ll always try to sit me down on a recliner so she can sit across my lap. Sure, I like her neck, and even pits, but it’s her that’s really got me by the heart-balls.
Just be cognizant of that, women actually have a LOT of pull in making us fall for them just by being cute and invested. Don’t even need to have great features, if you have the right personality. Looks are more like….a minimum GPA to go to a school
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Kirino Kousaka (kirino@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Aug-2023 08:52:41 JST Kirino Kousaka Because you're normal. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Groomschild (groomschild@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Aug-2023 09:01:31 JST Groomschild @WashedOutGundamPilot @mushroom_soup @abner @prettygood Once again I open up the timeline and see a post from woggy about how "im totally not into feet guys, I like her for her personality" -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Aug-2023 09:01:31 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @Groomschild @mushroom_soup @abner @prettygood I just mention it because she’s the 2nd gf I’ve ever had that’s been hellbent on it, I can only assume chicks into internet pervert culture are somewhat inclined to do the same
If you wanna test her, just ambush her and ask what she follows on “archiveofourown”, “tumblr” or “literotica”. I’m increasingly surprised at how many of these femcoomers there are in gen Z
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