@WashedOutGundamPilot For the rest of my life? By the time I’m elderly, my dick will no longer work. Bread is forever, blowjobs are only until the dick stops working.
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Codeki :njp: (codeki@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Aug-2023 01:43:19 JST Codeki :njp: -
Troubled Turtle :verified: (troubledturtle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Aug-2023 01:43:18 JST Troubled Turtle :verified: @Codeki @WashedOutGundamPilot exactly ,why ruin something fun like receiving a BJ ,after awhile you would just get bored . -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Aug-2023 01:43:18 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @troubledturtle @Codeki …….well I’m not bored of them yet and It’s been about 17 y since the first one soooooo
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Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Aug-2023 01:45:57 JST Hollyjollytailspike @WashedOutGundamPilot @troubledturtle @Codeki Something is wrong with the bread people
You could put sloppy bj up against anything and it almost always winWoggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Aug-2023 01:49:12 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @monsterislandcolonizer @troubledturtle @Codeki I think they just haven’t had a good one. Most girls suck at bj’s, they have huge egos and the most entry-level, shallow mouth application you can find.
Really good sloppy stays with you for hours after the fact, it’s either got that raw, desperate “please don’t dump me I’m the best gf ever” vibe or that fever-blooded, succubitic feel of “you poor bastard you don’t know what you’re in for I’m gonna enslave you with my demonic head techniques“
Most guys get like, the Amazon Basics™ blowie so they don’t know how wild they can get.
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Magmaearth (lavaearth@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Aug-2023 02:37:18 JST Magmaearth @WashedOutGundamPilot @monsterislandcolonizer @troubledturtle @Codeki This post made me vote for the sloppy. Besides the pleasure, it is raw intimacy proving that she is bound into you.
Of course, a good wife (and her husband for that matter) has to have an ambition for more disciplined, civilized amorous activities (like making bread) to ensure a good marriage that goes beyond animalisitic lust.Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
d (deprecated_ii@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Aug-2023 02:38:21 JST d @monsterislandcolonizer @WashedOutGundamPilot @troubledturtle @Codeki it's very simple
daily sex is guaranteed already, so I'm picking the breadWoggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Aug-2023 02:42:15 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @monsterislandcolonizer @troubledturtle @Codeki No way, man. Low-quality blowjobs are pretty bleak. basic, unskilled, unenthusiastic duty-head is rough, you have to like, put your back into it just to finish
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Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Aug-2023 02:42:16 JST Hollyjollytailspike @WashedOutGundamPilot @troubledturtle @Codeki Amazon Basics blowie is still better than the best loaf of bread
These poll results have got me blackpilled on the poastie question -
Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Aug-2023 03:16:37 JST Hollyjollytailspike @WashedOutGundamPilot @troubledturtle @Codeki I wonder what the correlation is between bread-preferers and people who post "tfwnogf" cus I imagine it's close to 100% -
Victor_Emmanuel (victor_emmanuel@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Aug-2023 03:16:37 JST Victor_Emmanuel @monsterislandcolonizer @WashedOutGundamPilot @troubledturtle @Codeki I picked sloppy and I’m no gf. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Troubled Turtle :verified: (troubledturtle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Aug-2023 03:51:47 JST Troubled Turtle :verified: @WashedOutGundamPilot @monsterislandcolonizer @Codeki This guy got it. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this.
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