@SuperSnekFriend@elftummy@Terry I am a 69 year old Zimbabwean man, with no highschool equivalent education, 15 kids and a job chopping up meat, and I am unwilling to give up illicit drugs. None of you can be more diverse than my RPG character
@Rhodesian_YuKari@elftummy@Terry Lolbergs denied Blackest BlackTo EverBlack of Haiti's request, simply because lolbergs think bureaucracy rules will be applied every single time exactly as a rule is stated, and not severely fudged at the government's discretion for the government's own purposes.
@SuperSnekFriend@Rhodesian_YuKari@Terry I'm literally in a lawsuit now because a government bureaucratic system DIDN'T go exactly by the text of the law and issued me a permit for [REDACTED] so a bunch of jews got together to sue me and try to force me to sell my [REDACTED] to them The lawsuit was initially denied by the judge but then they refiled it listing the particular government agency which they claim illegally issued me a permit as co-defendants
@Codeki@MCMLXVIIOTG@Groomschild oh you just so happened to find a gun on the ground? Ok we believe you. Oh you just so happened to point it at a crowd of people and the gun accidently went off? Sounds plausible. Ok not guilty. You're free to go. Screenshot_20230807_104144_Brave.jpg
@Terry@MCMLXVIIOTG@Groomschild yeah, not the realistic version of “legal immigration” where they just show up in the US and they retroactively go “Oh, you’re been here a while. Well, it’d be racist to deport you. I guess we’re just going to have to charge you with a misdemeanor for that 14 year old you brutally murdered.” And then, “Oh shit, we have literal white supremacists holding us accountable, looks like we can’t just let him go.”
@Groomschild@Terry@MCMLXVIIOTG It also doesn’t give you the option of just walking across the border and claiming asylum if you’re African.
Or not showing up to court when you’re supposed to and working under the table at a meat packing plant.
Or walking across the border and having Governor Abbot buy you tickets to Hawaii because “Hurr, durr, fuck liberals. Enjoy your browns in your liberal states.” Which only lasts for a month before Hawaii or New York buys them tickets to drop them off in the middle of Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Kansas. . .
@Codeki@Terry@MCMLXVIIOTG@Groomschild I am once again posting it. Imagine being a father and defending this being done to your daughter with "I like tacos tho".