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1. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jan-2023 01:53:59 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

   greetings, I continue to loathe gatorade

   (you don’t just have a special bottle, you also have to use stick-on patches that measure sweat output

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jan-2023 01:55:04 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     Delusional retarded level of consoomerism

     The chick writing is talking about staying hydrated for marathons, like she’s this well oiled, high-spec machine and not the average urbanite female

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jan-2023 01:56:09 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     ATTENTION PROUD CAREER FEMALE: YOU ARE 15 DECAGRAMS SHORT OF YOUR CRICKET SLURRY INTAKE GOAL

   • Tactical (tactical@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jan-2023 01:56:13 JST Tactical

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     ...why don't you just drink water instead of this goy product?
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jan-2023 01:58:12 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     Oh, so yet another fruit of disintegrating families. Without parents harping on you to keep drinking water and teach you about hydration so you actually keep up with your drinking intake, atomized “kidults” (their word, not mine) turn to big corps to create digitalized stand-ins for traditional advice you’d’ve gotten from your mom.

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jan-2023 02:00:15 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     Okay, now this actually interests me, just out of curiosity. Would be kinda cool to find out what your family requires to stay good in uh…..high demand survival environs.

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jan-2023 02:01:01 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Berlusconi Anime Fever :sonnenrad:

     @MechaSilvio Like so many of these stupid things, this will be used for about 1.4 months and utterly forgotten, only to resurface in a move while they pack their shit with an abashed chuckle

   • Berlusconi Anime Fever :sonnenrad: (mechasilvio@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jan-2023 02:01:02 JST Berlusconi Anime Fever :sonnenrad:

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot It's your duty to destroy any flashing light bottle and beat the shit of the owner
   • Marshall1Banana :verified: (marshall1banana@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jan-2023 02:02:54 JST Marshall1Banana :verified:

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot Hell ya, more plastic trash that'll break in a year and leech into your water- fucking up your hormones
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jan-2023 02:03:23 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Marshall1Banana :verified:

     @Marshall1Banana It’s okay, the kuerig coffee and diet coke will burn all those away before she even drinks them

   • MasterSimper (mastersimper@troll.cafe)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jan-2023 02:05:55 JST MasterSimper

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     • Berlusconi Anime Fever :sonnenrad:
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @MechaSilvio hmmm my gallon of water marked with pen for times when things should be finished or flashing light bottle that needs to be charged refilled and check on your phone. Hehe im buying 7 see you dehydrated losers later
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   • Whitewall_Blasphemy (whitewall_blasphemy@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jan-2023 02:39:06 JST Whitewall_Blasphemy

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot "Mellow greetings citizen, what's your boggle?"
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jan-2023 02:39:42 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Whitewall_Blasphemy

     @Whitewall_Blasphemy chad: “I should drink…..I’m not thirsty but I should drink”

   • Whitewall_Blasphemy (whitewall_blasphemy@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jan-2023 02:39:43 JST Whitewall_Blasphemy

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot >Consoomerist Slut : drinks from high tech sippy with phone app.
     
     >Chad hydration expert : Chugs from glass jug at his hip and drinks, sips, and douses himself at leisure.
   • EssentialUtinsil :njp: (essentialutinsil@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jan-2023 02:42:07 JST EssentialUtinsil :njp:

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot I think this is less to do with disintegrating families and more to do with too many people living a lethargic lifestyle and needing hyperstimulation from flavors so they don't like water. Also a lot of people live in places with bad water and either don't care to or can't afford a purification system.
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   • Ghislaine 🎅🏻 (ghislaine@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jan-2023 02:52:14 JST Ghislaine 🎅🏻

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot Great thing about this product is even if you forget to charge it it still works fine
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   • Redpotato (redpotato@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jan-2023 05:06:52 JST Redpotato

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     • Matty-kun :Christmas_kitty_bell:
     • sparky ⚓
     • gray ☁️
     @sparky @matty @gray @WashedOutGundamPilot I hardly use our microwave.
   • The Christmas Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jan-2023 05:06:52 JST The Christmas Kek

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     • Matty-kun :Christmas_kitty_bell:
     • sparky ⚓
     • gray ☁️
     • Redpotato

     Can I have it?

   • Matty-kun :Christmas_kitty_bell: (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jan-2023 05:06:53 JST Matty-kun :Christmas_kitty_bell:

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     • gray ☁️
     For what purpose?? You're supposed to drink the coffee not let it sit there and cool off what the hell is wrong with people
   • Redpotato (redpotato@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jan-2023 05:06:53 JST Redpotato

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     • Matty-kun :Christmas_kitty_bell:
     • gray ☁️
     @matty @gray @WashedOutGundamPilot Some people get really busy either at work or at other things and it cools off.
   • sparky ⚓ (sparky@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jan-2023 05:06:53 JST sparky ⚓

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     • Matty-kun :Christmas_kitty_bell:
     • gray ☁️
     • Redpotato
     @Redpotato @matty @gray @WashedOutGundamPilot Yes that's why God gave us microwaves
   • gray ☁️ (gray@normie.cafe)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jan-2023 05:06:57 JST gray ☁️

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     • Matty-kun :Christmas_kitty_bell:
     @matty @WashedOutGundamPilot Have you seen the bluetooth coffee mug that keeps your coffee at programmable temperature?
   • Matty-kun :Christmas_kitty_bell: (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jan-2023 05:06:58 JST Matty-kun :Christmas_kitty_bell:

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     This is one of the most assbrained inventions I've ever seen in my life. YOUR WATER BOTTLE DOES NOT NEED TO CONNECT TO YOUR FUCKING PHONE
   • Chet (chet@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jan-2023 05:07:41 JST Chet

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     • Matty-kun :Christmas_kitty_bell:
     • sparky ⚓
     • gray ☁️
     • Redpotato
     • The Christmas Kek
     I want a water bottle that adds oxygen and hydrogen for more hydration. Have it connect via Bluetooth to your phone so you can adjust how much you want placed into the water! That is something everyone should have!
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