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1. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 03:36:04 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

   Looking back I haven’t checked in on any of the roastieposts in a long time. You can tell I’m domesticated now, the cuteness of my live-in cat has defanged my misogyny.

   Anyways let’s play catch up:

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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 03:36:28 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     This dude probably ought to bail, but given the way he’s acting he’s probably a hubby-slave

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 03:41:13 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     If you haven’t had a gross girl approach you, rehearse your escape-rope beforehand so you don’t crush her feelings (while you CAN, realize that you might be creating landmines for you at work with a crappy let-down)

     My fave is making infrequent reference to an ex “I’m in this weird thing with, and it’s like, ugh, so aggravating, but I just can’t move ON, and it’s like….argh”. Then you can say “aww I would but….” and act like you’re still in a holding pattern w/ some ex.

   • 🎄:architect:elftummy🍟🎄 (elftummy@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 03:44:02 JST 🎄:architect:elftummy🍟🎄

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot if the woman is younger, then the good tiktok buzzword to use is "situationship"
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 03:44:02 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • 🎄:architect:elftummy🍟🎄

     @elftummy Ah, that is a good one, I didn’t think anyone used that stuff. Now that I’m fishing in the zoomer pool I need to update my terms

   • dew_the_dew :verified: (dew_the_dew@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 03:46:27 JST dew_the_dew :verified:

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     • 🎄:architect:elftummy🍟🎄
     just make certain that you have an iphone
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   • ☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 03:46:32 JST ☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified:

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot I commend her on approaching people she fancies but shes obese
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 03:47:35 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • ☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified:

     @Hyperhidrosis It’s like my old scott adams post. They want one small moment of courage to make up for a lifetime of laziness and sloth. He thought he would make up for decades of absent parenting by being “tough” and watching his half-kid die, like that absolves all his errors beforehand.

   • Captain Arepa (captain_arepa@moar.cachapa.xyz)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 03:47:39 JST Captain Arepa

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot@poa.st Ok, I can only imagine the body count of the 1st pic woman... I mean, not remembering who the fuck she blowed "within 45 minutes of knowing" is plain BS, unless being "in a dark place" and needing "some healing" actually means she was actually drunk as fuck in a nigger party :facepalm_cirno:

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   • Giar Naga Thar (dicer@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 03:47:42 JST Giar Naga Thar

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot >needed some healing by sucking a strangers cock
     AYLMAO HOW ARE WOMEN
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   • 🎄:architect:elftummy🍟🎄 (elftummy@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 03:48:00 JST 🎄:architect:elftummy🍟🎄

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot typically I see women use that term to define men who they sleep with frequently but don't have any romantic ties to (think friends with benefits but without even being friends). Very gross. But using it against them would be funny.
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   • Ghislaine 🎅🏻 (ghislaine@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 03:48:56 JST Ghislaine 🎅🏻

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot >39
     >270 pounds
     
     It’s over for this one
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   • 🎄:architect:elftummy🍟🎄 (elftummy@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 03:48:56 JST 🎄:architect:elftummy🍟🎄

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     • Ghislaine 🎅🏻
     @Ghislaine @WashedOutGundamPilot if she were 20 years younger and 100 lbs heavier I might be interested
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 03:49:24 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • dew_the_dew :verified:

     @dew_the_dew I love her batshit fusion between granola man hating feminist and wannabe cottagecore virgin qt

   • dew_the_dew :verified: (dew_the_dew@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 03:49:25 JST dew_the_dew :verified:

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     she demands uncircumcized never seen that one before
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 03:50:44 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     I used to be bothered by the highlighting but it’s funny how these guys maintain such a scholarly bent. It’s off the new home of /r/ whereareallthegoodmen

     One of the fun ones to surf w/ the ladies, because for all the fun dudes get out of seeing this insane stuff…..women enjoy it 2x as much

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 03:51:49 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     Ah, classic. They really don’t know what to grab off the shelf until another, prettier, cooler girl starts reaching for something

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 03:53:07 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     Woah, yowza

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 03:54:41 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Zealist

     @Zealist I have to know its pedigree. Have known a solid 2-handfuls of adopted kids taken up by good white families, and watched all that goodwill utterly squandered and burned. Bloodlines matter. Temperament matters. I wouldn’t jump in and play father unless I knew the kid comes from good stock, that he won’t end up flipping some low-class douchebag switch at 16 and wrap his 3rd Subaru STI around a tree while smoking weed

   • Zealist (zealist@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 03:54:42 JST Zealist

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot if i ever find a woman, if she has a kid, it better be white, it better be young, like young enough that it'll be a shock when they find out i'm not actually dad, that's the only woman that has a kid i'm willing to even attempt with. and i'm only willing to be so generous becuase i was that kid, and my mom found an older guy who had had his family and gotten divorced, but he was good to me, and still is and i'm honestly happy my mom ofund happiness, but i know what it feels like to ahve a stranger move into your home when you're old enough to know the difference.
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   • PunishedD (punishedd@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 03:54:46 JST PunishedD

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot 4 months from now: "AITA for secretly stopping birth control and pregnancy-trapping the love of my life?"
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   • 🎄:architect:elftummy🍟🎄 (elftummy@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 03:55:02 JST 🎄:architect:elftummy🍟🎄

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     • Ghislaine 🎅🏻
     @Ghislaine @WashedOutGundamPilot women like this, or even if they are still in their 20s but approaching 30, I always ask them in such a condescending way
     >What the heck have you been doing for the last X number of years?
     In this specific example, she wasted over two decades of her life doing who knows what and now it's way too late and nobody has the guts to tell her because it's Reddit
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   • Ghislaine 🎅🏻 (ghislaine@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 03:55:03 JST Ghislaine 🎅🏻

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     • 🎄:architect:elftummy🍟🎄
     @elftummy @WashedOutGundamPilot The hundred pounds extra she could handle but 20 years back is a no go
   • Giar Naga Thar (dicer@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 03:55:11 JST Giar Naga Thar

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     • 🎄:architect:elftummy🍟🎄
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @elftummy The constant lingo change will be a problem unless I learn to translate it to actions
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 03:59:30 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Ghislaine 🎅🏻
     • 🎄:architect:elftummy🍟🎄

     @elftummy @Ghislaine My fave quote:

     “It’s not about your age, honey, it’s about the number of years you’ve been making bad decisions“

     It’s even the good stuff. Older women are jaded, they can’t enjoy life after accumulating all this trauma (from basically living like a prostitute, trading their body for thrills and luxury). Meanwhile a girl with a clean soul still has her eyes light up when you surprise her with a simple day out where she can monopolize your attention. The aged roastie sits there thinking about how that 58 yo “music producer” took her out on a gulfstream 10 years back, wondering why she doesn’t feel anything as keenly as she did back then.

   • PapaPol #FreeTibet🧘‍♂️ (papapole@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 04:00:28 JST PapaPol #FreeTibet🧘‍♂️

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot do old reddit posts slowly fade to yellow just like old newspapers?
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 04:00:28 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • PapaPol #FreeTibet🧘‍♂️

     @PapaPole IDK, I half wonder if guys have some light shift plugin on when they screenshot it. Or it’s an overlay. I like the yellow one a lot more than that ugly blood one where it’s magenta backing w/ blood red text.

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 04:03:49 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     I don’t know WHAT’s goin’ on here. Is he a chubby guy getting female attention for the first time, or building a shelf of orbiters?

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 04:07:30 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     I almost felt bad for her when she was talking about her dad being sick, but you can tell from her resume she had plenty of time.

     FWIW I have a real attraction to women who are self-sacrificing and filial. If I were single, and met a girl who was like, 32 (but fertile) who had spent a good chunk of her life caring for one of her parents, I’d probably lend her a lot of attention and goodwill. People w/ good hearts are an excellent addition to the family, even if they’ve sacrificed something worthwhile.

     Dated a girl for a time who cared for her retarded brother a lot, I used to really dislike the whole affair…. mostly because she would say weird stuff that sounded like she wanted tard babies in the future. Her assistance seemed different from selfless service to me. Maybe that’s what grossed me out.

     Anyways this chick is some libshit seattle-ite so we aren’t missing anything with her out of the pool, in all likelihood.

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 04:10:47 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     {Kevin samuels’ clip on “honey you need a roommate to retire with, I don’t think you’re gonna get this husband you think you deserve” followed by the slap.fx and the barking dog}

     Also it’s going to be so funny watching “Covid” stretch over time in all these retellings. In 2035 people will be acting like they were in lockdown for 5 straight years, and THAT’s why they’re single

   • Zealist (zealist@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 04:12:43 JST Zealist

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot yea i get that, i'm just saying, i won't put it completely off the table, for hte right set of circumstances, ideally i'd find a woman in her mid 20s with no kids and all that jazz, but what the fuck do we got to work with these days? who knows, my mom says i should hook up with a banished amish woman, apparently amish around here are getting banished a lot lately cuz they wanna be baptised a different way than is normal to them i'm like "yea ok"
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   • Zealist (zealist@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 04:15:35 JST Zealist

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot i also sorta have a lot of experience being a stepkid/ stepgrandson, i didn't find out my grandpa isn't my biological grandpa till i was almost 16, but it's like "that dude is grandpa, he's been there my whole life he treated me like i was his own" i understand that there are circumstances where family don't have to mean blood, but blood is ideal.
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 04:15:35 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Zealist

     @Zealist It’s not just the pedigree (which is important, but a known graft can be okay, just not take up leadership roles in the family per se) but the fact that kids derive a lot of themselves from their parents. You can’t nurture a pitbull into being a labrador….and the kind of kids that are happily tossed into the foster system aren’t often the kinds of people I want carrying my family name, carrying my liability around.

     I’d have to know the dad, know the mom, and get an idea of their character before agreeing to father a kid. It’s not totally rare, people screw up, but I’ve simply seen it turn out poorly IRL too many times to be comfy with the risk of a blind adoption. I don’t even think I saw a single case where they turned out like the biological siblings, they’re ALWAYS problem kids, like a switch flipped.

   • Kirino Kousaka (kirino@seal.cafe)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 04:19:58 JST Kirino Kousaka

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     yes, you fucking should. jesus chirst, how is it hard to understand being 300lbs is unattractive.
     
     It shows you lack self control, that you have baggage, you have terrible self care and that's not even getting to the physically unattractive part.
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   • Giar Naga Thar (dicer@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 04:52:44 JST Giar Naga Thar

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot I will still reject vaxxie women, normies don't even bring it up but the moment they do, it's sayonara. Maybe it's too much but I want to have kids and I don't them getting different DNA cause the shot changed the mom's DNA.
     You were a true believe/did it cause it was safe and it's your own choice, well, time to live with the consequenses of it which are, you're not getting me.
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 04:53:58 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Giar Naga Thar

     @Dicer I haven’t heard much about it, but last year it already turned, vaxed skanks were pretending to be purbloods around here already. Not sure how the whole “oh, so are you a pfizer girl, or moderna?” tactic works these days, now that they aren’t hammering them with adverts.

   • Johnny Peligro (mischievoustomato@marsey.moe)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 21:55:23 JST Johnny Peligro

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot > get good woman
     > stop caring about how other women are so shitty
     bsd really