lounging around in bed all morning and having her teach me about the retarded, AMAZING grift world of “OMG look at what I found on amazon” on tik tok. It’s just insane how easy it is to get a ludicrous amount of money as long as you have some tchotchkey that retarded women see as a status thing.
Remember: Women account for 80% of consumer spending in the economy
If this showed up in the mail I would actually be genuinely grumpy with her. Everyone’s mom littered shelves and kitchens with this utter flotsam when we were kids, I will not have my clean slate, my bacheloresque paradise pollutted with a “cup you can drink your cereal from on the go!!!”