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1. JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Jul-2023 07:45:28 JST JAJAX
   give me something to buy at the grocery store that's not terribly unhealthy I'm bored of my usual
   • Pete Zaitcev (zaitcev@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Jul-2023 07:45:24 JST Pete Zaitcev

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     • Moon
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     @shibao @Moon @JAJAX Advantages of living this long: seen it all.
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   • Pete Zaitcev (zaitcev@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Jul-2023 07:45:26 JST Pete Zaitcev

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     • Moon
     @Moon @JAJAX The numbered jokes is the oldest joke, I heard it back in the 80s.
     
     Regiment's officers are in a sitting room with whores and tell jokes.
     Major says, "Just like today, 3!"
     Everyone laugh uproariously.
     Captain says, "not bad, but listen to this: 18."
     The officers laugh politely.
     Then, Lt. Rzhewski comes to the center space and proclaims "... 73!"
     Everyone is shuffling.
     Cornet comes to Rzhevski, slaps him across the face, and exclaims: "How can you tell such filthy jokes in the presence of ladies, Lieutenant!"
   • 受不了包 (shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Jul-2023 07:45:26 JST 受不了包

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     • Moon
     • Pete Zaitcev

     @zaitcev@shitposter.club @Moon@shitposter.club @JAJAX@clubcyberia.co internet memes b like

   • JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Jul-2023 07:45:27 JST JAJAX

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     • Moon
     @Moon if I could get a date I wouldn't need to eat healthy LOL DID YOU GET IT
   • Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Jul-2023 07:45:27 JST Moon

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     @JAJAX sex jokes should be numbered so when you reuse them you just say the number not the entire joke
   • Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Jul-2023 07:45:28 JST Moon

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     @JAJAX dates