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1. František Fuka (Fuxoft) (fuxoft@kompost.cz)'s status on Saturday, 01-Jul-2023 08:27:24 JST František Fuka (Fuxoft)

   Hollywood Concerned As They're Running Out Of Beloved Movie Heroes To Turn Into Sad, Pathetic Old Failures | Babylon Bee

   #film #humor

   https://babylonbee.com/news/hollywood-concerned-as-theyre-running-out-of-beloved-movie-heroes-to-turn-into-sad-pathetic-old-men

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 01-Jul-2023 08:27:21 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Christi Junior

     @ChristiJunior @fuxoft What’s sad was seeing that article about how “genius” it was that they “deconstructed” 3 generations’ childhood heroes, because THEY needed to see that message as a form of mandated, disney-produced therapy.

     It’s so telling, so apparent when you realize how selfish everyone is today. There’s zero talk about giving our children their own new heroes. That’s not in the equation whatsoever, having kids is now the aberrance, the outlier, the exception rather than the rule.

     Even when they’re talking about children’s movies, they can’t even acknowledge they’re lonely spinster women playing with their aborted sons’ toys.

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   • Christi Junior (christijunior@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Saturday, 01-Jul-2023 08:27:23 JST Christi Junior

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     @fuxoft >"Luke Skywalker was a hero for the ages," Lucasfilm Producer Kathleen Kennedy told reporters. "We're proud of the way we took his character and just ground it into dust, poured gasoline on the dust, lit that dust on fire, and then urinated on the ashes before shoveling up the remains and flushing them down the toilet, after which we condemned everyone who hated what we did to the character as a racist. Ha! Classic!"
     
     Okay, where's the parody tho? Pretty sure they just copy and pasted an actual Kathleen Kennedy interview.
   • Ardainian Hebrew Israelite (ardainianright@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Saturday, 01-Jul-2023 08:31:02 JST Ardainian Hebrew Israelite

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     • Christi Junior
     • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @ChristiJunior @fuxoft Xenoblade 3 and Future Redeemed adopted the revolutionary idea of having older heroes still actually be heroes with valuable experience and wisdom to pass on to the next generation instead of being bitter and broken failures.
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   • of nothing (apropos@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Saturday, 01-Jul-2023 08:43:41 JST of nothing

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     • Christi Junior
     • Ardainian Hebrew Israelite
     • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
     @ArdainianRight @WashedOutGundamPilot @ChristiJunior @fuxoft meanwhile, the latest fake Indiana Jones movie has 20 minutes of "remember Indiana Jones?" and then a time-skip to immediately grinding the character into dust, pouring gasoline on it, etc. Hollywood's hatred can't even spare the Nazi-punching professor.
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   • Cuddly Lovely Sassy Motherfucker :verified: - https://the-mad-pirate-prints.com/ (themadpirate@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Saturday, 01-Jul-2023 08:59:21 JST Cuddly Lovely Sassy Motherfucker :verified: - https://the-mad-pirate-prints.com/

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     • Christi Junior
     • Ardainian Hebrew Israelite
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     • of nothing
     @apropos @ArdainianRight @ChristiJunior @fuxoft @WashedOutGundamPilot I hope the latest Indiana Jones movie Flops hard as it should be. Just so we can memory hole it.
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