Text from Grandma: “honey do you mind coming over for a few hours on saturday morning? I could really use some help around the house! Need some things lifted, the lawn cut, and the oil changed“
“ugh, she’s such a bitch why do I have to waste my valuable time on this?!?!“
Old skyrim NPC: “traveler, I need you to go and cut down 50 treants of uncommon rank or higher. Then, in order to charge up your purple-grade sword to level 5 (of 144) you must go and mine for 10 golden nuggets in the deserts of samleth narr. Once you complete those two quests, defeat mythic 10 golems in the ruins of Zosa. Then return on foot and I will grant your sword a full rank increase (to level 6 of 144)“
“Hell yeah, I can’t believe I got the quest! Hopefully if I work through the night I can finish it before work monday morning“
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