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1. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 31-Dec-2022 05:13:40 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
   normalize whatever you call this
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 31-Dec-2022 07:04:01 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • 🎄:architect:elftummy🍟🎄
     • DrRyanSkelton
     @elftummy @DrRyanSkelton I told her I've been checked out of dating for a bit (until career in order) so I wasn't really into dating a girl who can't cook, doesn't really clean, and doesn't do much make my life quantifiably better. I had joked about how she's closer to a housecat than a girlfriend, in that she fulfilled all the same duties as one- sitting, napping, lookin' cute, and being nice to pet.
     
     I was heading outside the state again, and we'd been dating for a couple weeks, and I kinda figured "what the hell, I'm not getting any younger, I have few assets in my temp home, why not try things with this girl until I move?" So I leveled with her her and said "so I'm not looking to fill the girlfriend position, but I do have an opening for a housecat if you're interested."
     
     Since then I haven't really changed that evaluation. She only somewhat cooks, does some cleaning, but mostly just hangs around the house and helps out with things. Plus I still jokingly call her all kinds of cat things and she's got a hairband with some kitty ears on it, too.
     
     I worry I'll call her "girlfriend" sometime and it'll go to her head
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 31-Dec-2022 07:04:01 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • DrRyanSkelton

     @elftummy @DrRyanSkelton I broke the rule a while back, I just gave up and she’s the gf now

     oops

   • 🎄:architect:elftummy🍟🎄 (elftummy@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 31-Dec-2022 07:04:02 JST 🎄:architect:elftummy🍟🎄

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     • DrRyanSkelton
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @DrRyanSkelton >gf is same level as "pet"
     I'm thinking based
   • DrRyanSkelton (drryanskelton@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 31-Dec-2022 07:04:03 JST DrRyanSkelton

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     • 🎄:architect:elftummy🍟🎄
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @elftummy >having a gf
     TRAITOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 31-Dec-2022 07:04:03 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • 🎄:architect:elftummy🍟🎄
     • DrRyanSkelton
     @DrRyanSkelton @elftummy in my defense, and I'm not kidding, she's listed in my family "order of battle" in the "Housecat/Pet" slot. Not technically a girlfriend nor legally entitled to the benefits it offers.
   • 🎄:architect:elftummy🍟🎄 (elftummy@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 31-Dec-2022 07:04:04 JST 🎄:architect:elftummy🍟🎄

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot What sort of material do these anime girls make their clothes out of where it vacuum seals to the tummy and you can see al the little curves 😭
     yes normalize that
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 31-Dec-2022 07:04:04 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • 🎄:architect:elftummy🍟🎄
     @elftummy My chick wears those nylons to bed, that's as close as I've found. What I would give for some shirt that shows her navel through the fabric
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 31-Dec-2022 07:05:17 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • mmmfeet
     • 🎄:architect:elftummy🍟🎄
     • DrRyanSkelton

     @mmmfeet @elftummy @DrRyanSkelton Yeah, mostly. Not to the point of going in for fertility but we’ve been un-toxing her plumbing for a while and seeing if we can get something going. She was told it’s near impossible so we’ve been able to just keep rolling the dice

   • mmmfeet (mmmfeet@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 31-Dec-2022 07:05:18 JST mmmfeet

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     • 🎄:architect:elftummy🍟🎄
     • DrRyanSkelton
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @elftummy @DrRyanSkelton Are you trying to impregnate her?
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 31-Dec-2022 09:39:59 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • 🎄:architect:elftummy🍟🎄
     • DrRyanSkelton

     @DrRyanSkelton @elftummy I thought it would get to her head for a time because I wanted the leeway to make a clean break, after 2 years it’s like…..I’m not escaping that easy anymore.

   • DrRyanSkelton (drryanskelton@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 31-Dec-2022 09:40:01 JST DrRyanSkelton

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     • 🎄:architect:elftummy🍟🎄
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @elftummy gay