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1. SnowBroker:nv::pondering_orb::njp: (shadowbroker2135@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 11-May-2023 02:55:57 JST SnowBroker:nv::pondering_orb::njp:

   • yockeypuck
   @yockeypuck Tfw no broken nose from sports gf that causes numerous public misunderstandings
   • Codeki :njp: (codeki@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 11-May-2023 02:55:57 JST Codeki :njp:

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     • yockeypuck

     @Shadowbroker2135 @yockeypuck Cops: “Why does your wife have two black eyes?”

     Wife laughing: “oh, I deserved both of these.”

     Me: “SHE PLAYS FIELD HOCKEY. SHE PLAYS FIELD HOCKEY. SHE PLAYS FIELD HOCKEY!!!”

     Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this.
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 11-May-2023 02:57:01 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • yockeypuck
     • Codeki :njp:

     @Codeki @Shadowbroker2135 @yockeypuck Ever done that thing where you flinch when you’re with your dad in public? I was always terrified one of my brothers would teach it to a gf….surefire way to win any argument if she starts doing that every time you leave the house