I just don’t really like any of the commonwealth countries, but damnit what’s up with australians having terribly ugly food and constantly talking it up like it’s awesome?
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Apr-2023 02:15:01 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks -
touch fluffy tail (fluffy@social.handholding.io)'s status on Monday, 10-Apr-2023 03:13:32 JST touch fluffy tail hate it when people talk up food, who cares it's just fuel Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Paultron-3030 (paultron@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Apr-2023 03:13:36 JST Paultron-3030 @fluffy @WashedOutGundamPilot you gotta eat one way or other so you may as well enjoy it time to time -
touch fluffy tail (fluffy@social.handholding.io)'s status on Monday, 10-Apr-2023 03:13:36 JST touch fluffy tail yeah but how do you from that to the obsession so many npc's have about food Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Apr-2023 03:17:03 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @fluffy @Paultron I hate it. I get liking food but it’s beyond that for many, if not the majority of the americans I know and work with. THey LIVE for food, it’s the universal vice. Everything they do revolves around it. Any experience, any pleasure they can possibly enjoy has to be accompanied by more food.
They wake up and eat a big breakfast-themed meal, then start hovering around your shoulder asking what you wanna get for lunch 2 hours later. If you end up going with them, you have a 3-hour lunch break before coming back to find half your day gone, followed by “hey you wanna grab dinner?“
I often get entrapped with this cycle if we’re on the road, because I’m the assigned meal buddy for the coworkers and they always like having me around for fun, but damn it’s all just a waste of time. Let me grab some handy, moderately unhealthy goyslop and go facetime my girlfriend instead of watching you all drink and talk about your ex wives as you bump up against your 10,000 kcal/day eating goal
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Apr-2023 03:19:54 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks - Stale, day-old bread from the supermarket nearby
- Dry, unlubricated gas station sausages
- no sauce or anything to help this gut bomb gow down easier
- not even toasted
If you think this looks delicious you need to eat better food, guys. This is like, medium level street shitter stuff. It’s not out and out disgusting but it’s far from good. Good food haunts you. You’ll think about it years after the fact wishing you could get more.
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Radians (demonsixone@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Apr-2023 03:39:04 JST Radians @WashedOutGundamPilot You haven't encountered straya's version of the roller grill taquito yet then. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Apr-2023 03:39:36 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @DemonSixOne I have, it’s even nastier.
It’s one thing to have garbage food, another to have to listen to a bunch of them lecture you about how “there’s no good food here, it’s all so gross”
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Wolfgirl in Wheatfield (wgiwf@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Apr-2023 05:08:07 JST Wolfgirl in Wheatfield @fluffy @Paultron @WashedOutGundamPilot They frequently do. Urban bugmen and boomer gluttons often claim the need to bring them in so that they can have their "authentic cuisine". The recipes exist, we don't need them here. But they're to selfish to learn to cook for themselves. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
touch fluffy tail (fluffy@social.handholding.io)'s status on Monday, 10-Apr-2023 05:08:13 JST touch fluffy tail and when they justify inviting foreigners to sate their desires for exotic food? -
Wolfgirl in Wheatfield (wgiwf@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Apr-2023 05:08:14 JST Wolfgirl in Wheatfield @fluffy @Paultron @WashedOutGundamPilot For far too many it's the only real source of enjoyment in their lives, one that isn't being actively attacked by the powers that be for several reasons (IE the argument that immigrants bring good food over with them, an argument used to flood the country with Somalians and other undesirables). -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Apr-2023 05:10:06 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @wgiwf @fluffy @Paultron The whole “brown people make AUTHENTIC food” shit is hilarious. The reason they think whitey can’t make it is that sane people blanche at the nasty shit they do. A white cook will look at the recipe and think “damn, if I do this then each spoonful will contain a full 3 gram dose of crisco! That’s insanely unhealthy, nasty!“ and try to make something in the same vein, but less heinous.
If you show them exactly what goes into the nasty “real” food they love eating, they’d get grossed out
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veff :trash: (veff@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Apr-2023 05:10:29 JST veff :trash: @WashedOutGundamPilot @fluffy @Paultron Sounds like you’d hate Italy. Imagine that, but instead of fast food it’s slow food you have to cook yourself. Then imagine not starting the cooking process until all the guests arrive.
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touch fluffy tail (fluffy@social.handholding.io)'s status on Monday, 10-Apr-2023 05:10:29 JST touch fluffy tail if you spend so much time on mere food then you'll run out of time to work on your toy trains Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Paultron-3030 (paultron@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Apr-2023 05:29:52 JST Paultron-3030 @WashedOutGundamPilot @wgiwf @fluffy or when there is something like an Asian restaurant and you look in the kitchen and it's all spics, because that's all you get for the prison wages restauranteurs pay kitchen staff. Suddenly then it's ok because the recipe is the same :^))))
Pretty sure this is why my thai cooking beats the hell outta the local jointsWoggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
touch fluffy tail (fluffy@social.handholding.io)'s status on Monday, 10-Apr-2023 05:33:51 JST touch fluffy tail it's authentic, don't look at the kitchen that's creepy
what are you saying, are you saying mexicans can't make asian food? that's racistWoggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Apr-2023 05:34:25 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @fluffy @Paultron @wgiwf I want my life back for all those “this place is like 2 hours away but it’s AMAZING” and it’s a smelly shithole with ants that the old guy thinks is this super cool hip secret foodie spot
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Twoinchdestroya (twoinchdestroya@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Apr-2023 08:26:09 JST Twoinchdestroya @WashedOutGundamPilot @fluffy @Paultron @wgiwf Authenticity is a cope, went to Vietnam and China, food sucked a lot, home cooked is better and westernized versions are still good.
Take it from me Panda Express is good, fuck everyone who says it’s not!
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touch fluffy tail (fluffy@social.handholding.io)'s status on Monday, 10-Apr-2023 08:26:11 JST touch fluffy tail if XYZ type of food isn't good then go on a diet. it will be tasty in no time.
therefore, tastiness of food is entirely up to youWoggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Apr-2023 08:26:57 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @Twoinchdestroya @fluffy @Paultron @wgiwf I can’t really think of any food I miss from abroad. Never went to many great places though, everything I had there I can find here.
I guess I did like this one bus line’s corn bread, it was pretty rustic and old fashioned
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touch fluffy tail (fluffy@social.handholding.io)'s status on Monday, 10-Apr-2023 08:27:17 JST touch fluffy tail >I want my life back for all those “this place is like 2 hours away but it’s AMAZING” and it’s a smelly shithole with ants that the old guy thinks is this super cool hip secret foodie spot
consider it a retard taxWoggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Wolfgirl in Wheatfield (wgiwf@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Apr-2023 08:27:28 JST Wolfgirl in Wheatfield @WashedOutGundamPilot @fluffy @Paultron Don't go to brownoid run restaurants. If you're looking for something different find a place run by Polish grannies or similar, those are actually good. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Paultron-3030 (paultron@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Apr-2023 08:27:30 JST Paultron-3030 @WashedOutGundamPilot @fluffy @wgiwf "dude we gotta go here it's sooooo authentic"
guess what other countries have trash food tooWoggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this.
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