@Shadowman311 They thought they’d be a tom clancy protagonist, instead they’re trying to get fat masturbators to join the army
In case anyone missed the last fun “recruiters go onto 4chan to shame dissidents into enlisting” threads, here were the last ones. Some chuckles to be had.
@PapaPole@Shadowman311 Weaponized incompetence. We already do it at work when it suits us (oh I’m bad with tech, I can’t even figure out how to use a cell phone!!!) so why not do that in war?
Oops, I have gut issues, you guys will have to go on without me, I’ll pretend to be shitting behind these trees for a while
Ah, sorry, guess I used the wrong piece for that subassembly, now this aircraft is a parts bird. Oh well, I’ll learn from my mistake (and do it less noticeable next time
@WashedOutGundamPilot@Shadowman311 i cant help but think a draft in the current political climate would backfire hilariously. if i got drafted i would either engage in subtle clever acts of sabotage anywhere i could get away with it or i would just take advantage of the first opportunity to kill a superior officer.
@PapaPole@WashedOutGundamPilot@Shadowman311 Oh I want to see the fuckups touch CE. The lack of sanatation, power, etc. due to having literal retards drafted as Civil Engineers and Seabees.