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1. sparky ⚓ (sparky@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Apr-2023 11:53:28 JST sparky ⚓

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   @WashedOutGundamPilot Had to break my wife of this once. I went to sea for a month or two right around the time our youngest became mobile so she was leaving it open to keep an eye out, took her a week to learn to close the fucking door again when I was home
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Apr-2023 11:57:12 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     @sparky Have had full conversations continue with eye contact and everything.

   • sparky ⚓ (sparky@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Apr-2023 12:01:48 JST sparky ⚓

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot Nigga what the fuck
     
     Your 3rd worst habit better be heinous to put up with that unnatural shit
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Apr-2023 12:01:48 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     @sparky the magic spell hasn’t worn off yet, so I’m still game. I’m still surprised every few days when I realize it’s 3 pm and I’m excited to get home and see her. Kinda novel, haven’t felt like this since I was 16. Most of the time that new-toy shininess wears off and you hit a routine, but I’m just as excited to head to bed and snuggle now as I was 3 months in

     So yearh, NBD if she shits with the door open. She’s just gotta stay trim and hot so it’s charming and cute. If she gets chonky and bitchy then it’s utterly foul.

     Just look at Jenny mccarthy in the 90’s! People loved her shitting-with-the-door-open poster

   • sparky ⚓ (sparky@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Apr-2023 12:06:23 JST sparky ⚓

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot Still love the wife, will never allow her to shit with the door open.
     
     youtu.be/aYoAW2c4Ye4
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   • Paleloon (paleloon@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Apr-2023 12:06:28 JST Paleloon

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot @sparky "i dont mind it as long as your hot and cute still" "what about when im not?" "thats when you go behind the shed with the last one"
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Apr-2023 12:06:51 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     @Paleloon @sparky “what if I -“

     “AH! who wants to talk about depressing things?”

   • Paleloon (paleloon@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Apr-2023 12:09:20 JST Paleloon

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot @sparky "we call it fuck around and find out"
     "you dont want to find out do you?"
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Apr-2023 12:10:27 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Paleloon

     @Paleloon @sparky The asterix is always if she’s a mom or not. Once she manufactures some Woggy Mk III’s for me then she gets an increased weight variance allotment

   • Paleloon (paleloon@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Apr-2023 12:11:45 JST Paleloon

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot @sparky pregnancy weight also carries differently than let yourself go weight yeah thats a fair *
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Apr-2023 12:12:23 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     @Paleloon @sparky I mean, she would get a significant promotion in job titles, too. She’d go from “Housecat” to “Revered Matriarch”. Even comes with benefits, too.

   • sparky ⚓ (sparky@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Apr-2023 12:18:38 JST sparky ⚓

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     @Paleloon @WashedOutGundamPilot Half of the weight my wife has gained since first pregnancy has gone to her tits
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   • Paleloon (paleloon@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Apr-2023 12:18:38 JST Paleloon

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     @sparky @WashedOutGundamPilot EXACTLY a discerning eye can spot the difference between "expecting or recent mother" and "IM NOT PREGNANT HOW DARE YOU"
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   • Paleloon (paleloon@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Apr-2023 12:18:47 JST Paleloon

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot @sparky Tfw no pet gf (that is human)
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