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@suquili @Tony @daughterofgia @RealRaul They live at home in their parents' house, with little exposure to the outside world and new people - that's the only way they're single.
If you saw the ludicrous looks-mismatches of the girls here you'd be struck dumb. I had forgotten how crazy it was until thanksgiving, seeing my hot-girl cousins with chubbysoft "shy bois" only reminded me that sometimes you just gotta be the lucky bastard who showed up in her life
Mr. Bacon
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
@Tony @daughterofgia @RealRaul @suquili Neither gender has a good idea of what's really hot to the other, but when they left all the men were looking at each other like "what does she see in him?"
It would be one thing if he had a good personality, but he's nothing. He doesn't interact, he's bland, nothing, zero, like a lobotomy patient. His grand ambition is working for his dad in some accounting practice too.
I think the dating market hasn't figured out that there are women who'd accept a lower bid than we think, because they get so few real bids at all.
Suquili
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
@suquili @Tony @daughterofgia @RealRaul It sounds dumb but we were setting everybody up over the winter. One fren just got a new grandma in-law and she's started arranging dates with chicks in her country town
Sure, they aren't top-tier but it's better than nothing
Suquili
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
@suquili @Tony @daughterofgia @RealRaul AFAIK none of the zoomer girls in the family have/had a tinder. They see it as gross & desperate. It's boomer to them, in the sense that millennials are corny boomers.
The sexual rat race is simply optimized, those with any success have honed their skills, so inexperienced girls are too shy to jump in and get flattened the second they leave the pit lane. Tinder, dating apps seem to be largely done with middle to upper-middle class white girls with fathers and some kind of religious upbringing. It's not as bad as it used to be, from the looks of it
Wrath
「Under Divine Advent」 :gentoo:
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
@TeaTootler @suquili @Tony @daughterofgia @RealRaul They don't really leave the house much, that's why they're hard to find. They'll lonelypost online, but they're afraid of leaving their comfort zone. Going out with them is tough, they'll accept your invitation when the date is far enough away to not be real to them, and then cance/ghost you on the day of
You have to buttress your pursuit with family/friends/coworkers so that she's pushed into keeping the date, then you make her comfy, gaslight/manipulate her (lovingly, of course) and help her break out of that rut she made for herself.
I lucked out with coworkers and family helping to push us together. I know some guys in similar situations, where they're cool & charming to the point people decry their singledom and try to set them up with shy homebodies
If you know cool guys you can just ask if they have any girls in the family who "sleep in all the time and never leave the house", seems like most of the semi-conservative families have one or two in the datable range
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