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1. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-2023 05:59:40 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

   She cooked a roast and when I asked if she made anything to go with it she just tore off a piece to nibble and said “……i dunno, we’re doin’ a uh…..meat for dinner thing”

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-2023 08:42:16 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     I guess teaching a NEET about the magic of a slow cooker was foolish. I asked what she ate today, and it goes like this:

     1.3 pop tart bacon pot roast

     end of list. She just keeps throwing random meat in the pot and munching on it throughout the day. Gonna have to start forcing vitamins down her throat like she’s a golden retriever

   • Paultron-3030 (paultron@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-2023 08:46:05 JST Paultron-3030

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot do not worry pop tarts are made of the sort of vitamin enriched flour you find in the bread course of MREs t. retard who ate like 12 per week in college
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   • Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-2023 08:46:14 JST Hoss Delgado

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     Based carnivore. Vegetables are the Jews of food.
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-2023 08:47:06 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Hoss Delgado

     @Hoss I have a mountain of veggies in the fridge, though. I think she’s just going crazy because we got a bunch more meat from the slaughter and I told her “we need to chow on this stuff to make some room in the freezer”

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-2023 08:47:39 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Paultron-3030

     @Paultron I had a prof who said “twinkies are so fortified you could basically live off ‘em for a year”

   • Boomerman (boomerman@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-2023 08:47:54 JST Boomerman

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot Teach her how to use the rice cooker
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-2023 08:48:28 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Boomerman

     @Boomerman I don’t have one, ex stole it and I never replaced it (because I worried I’d get puffy off easy rice around the clock.)

   • Boomerman (boomerman@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-2023 08:49:44 JST Boomerman

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot Theyre like 15 bucks get another one.
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-2023 08:49:44 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Boomerman

     @Boomerman ok

   • Turdicus, of Christmas Time (turdicus@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-2023 08:50:37 JST Turdicus, of Christmas Time

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     • Paultron-3030

     @WashedOutGundamPilot @Paultron fortified with what? corn?

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-2023 08:50:37 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Paultron-3030
     • Turdicus, of Christmas Time

     @Turdicus @Paultron DAMMIT THEY TOOK THE VITAMINS OUTTA THE TWINKIES

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-2023 08:53:11 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Boomerman

     @Boomerman I think she cooked bacon in it this morning and used that stuff as a base for the roast later. It was okay, whatever she did.

   • Boomerman (boomerman@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-2023 08:53:12 JST Boomerman

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot And then teach her. Also tell her to put wine with the roast or it'll be shit.
   • The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-2023 08:53:30 JST The Forbidden Dreamer

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     • Paultron-3030
     • Turdicus, of Christmas Time
     @Turdicus @WashedOutGundamPilot @Paultron Motte & bailey
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-2023 08:53:30 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Paultron-3030
     • The Forbidden Dreamer
     • Turdicus, of Christmas Time

     @ForbiddenDreamer @Turdicus @Paultron nah, I’m not much for sketch comedy

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-2023 09:00:34 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Paultron-3030
     • Fever

     @JonnyFever @Paultron I had another hippie lady professor who told the girls to stop shaving their bush because “the boys won’t like you as much”

   • Fever (jonnyfever@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-2023 09:00:35 JST Fever

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     • Paultron-3030
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @Paultron
     For some reason, I was really good at geology in college. I was able too memorize all the rocks, formations and orogenies. I chugged that geology book like it was a rum and Coke.
     The professor thought I was there for a geology degree. I was not.
     He asked the class if we wanted too go on a field trip too the Grand Canyon in the summer and he looked at me.
     I said, I’ll go if you can tell us why the sub-oceanic crust shows evidence of polar shifting every few thousand years.
     He ignored me for the rest of the semester.
     
     I always thought that was strange.
   • dew_the_dew :verified: (dew_the_dew@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-2023 09:06:01 JST dew_the_dew :verified:

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     • NotImportant
     if you're cooking for yourself and you buy meat in bulk it makes sandwiches and whatnot with the works like lettuce and tomato kind of difficult in terms of going through them a couple leafs or slices at a time before they start to go bad.
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   • NotImportant (notimportant@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-2023 09:06:02 JST NotImportant

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot I can't talk shit, I don't do much better. When I make hamburgers I just make hamburgers.
   • kybermace (kybermace@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-2023 09:07:00 JST kybermace

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     • Paultron-3030
     • Fever

     @WashedOutGundamPilot @JonnyFever @Paultron maybe i am down bad, but the idea of a (tiny) amount of fuzz / a landing strip on a woman has a certain appeal to me by now.

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-2023 09:07:00 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Paultron-3030
     • kybermace
     • Fever

     @kybermace @JonnyFever @Paultron She said it had a critical function of holding pheromones and scents while reducing friction in the groin, clearcutting the forest means the guys don’t pick up on that flehmen response and get excited to impregnate her

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-2023 09:08:43 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Paultron-3030
     • kybermace
     • Fever

     @JonnyFever @kybermace @Paultron If we had to pick our early 00’s 2d spirit character I wanna be Hubert Cumberdale

   • Fever (jonnyfever@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-2023 09:08:44 JST Fever

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     • Paultron-3030
     • kybermace
     @kybermace @WashedOutGundamPilot @Paultron
     Maybe you are Strong Bad?
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   • Nierenstein: Romcom Villain Arc (nierenstein@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-2023 09:11:59 JST Nierenstein: Romcom Villain Arc

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot You can just throw vegetals like carrots and onions in with your roast and it'll be great
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-2023 09:18:42 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Boomerman

     @Boomerman I’m always feeling up her tummy because the second it starts getting a little wider I’m gonna step in. She doesn’t eat much though, she never got into that ‘eat ‘til full’ thing so her portions are always super small.

     Also it’s real nice coming home to something tasty

   • Boomerman (boomerman@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-2023 09:18:43 JST Boomerman

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot Roll up a newspaper and bop her on the head and tell her "no"
   • Skrunt🚪 (james10550088@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-2023 09:31:44 JST Skrunt🚪

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot Slow cooker for the slow gf
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-2023 09:33:03 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Skrunt🚪

     @James10550088 She’s not slow, she’s just a woman.

   • Skrunt🚪 (james10550088@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-2023 09:41:51 JST Skrunt🚪

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot Tfw no tard gf
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-2023 09:41:51 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Skrunt🚪

     @James10550088 You too can find one! Somewhere in your town there’s a girl whose parents are telling her “it can’t be THAT hard to find a boy to take care of you! You’re cute enough, just take a shower before you go out!” or “honey you’ve gotta go outside, how long’s it been since you left the house? TWO WEEKS?”

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-2023 09:47:55 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Boomerman

     @Boomerman been trying for like a year now, man. She’s still not having regular periods, she only just had her first 3-month streak. Her system is…..not super great.

     But hey, at least she didn’t have cramps in jr high

   • Boomerman (boomerman@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-2023 09:47:56 JST Boomerman

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot Make baby now
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 07-Apr-2023 03:30:10 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     BTW we’ve done this at least 3 times since this post

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 07-Apr-2023 03:36:53 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Codeki :njp:

     @Codeki We’re kind of all veggied out, actually. I’ve always just stocked up on raw veg stuff as snacking filler so having all meat is like a luxury thing for a bit. We’re really trying to eat through it because someone’s gonna slaughter soon and we need the freezer space. I just need to toss in some carrots a few hours in

   • Codeki :njp: (codeki@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 07-Apr-2023 03:36:54 JST Codeki :njp:

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot She needs to get like some canned vegetables to toss in the microwave.

     Because you know what goes good with pot roast? Corn

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   • Groomschild (groomschild@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 07-Apr-2023 03:36:59 JST Groomschild

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     • Codeki :njp:
     @Codeki @WashedOutGundamPilot Potatoes carrots and diced onion also goes great
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 07-Apr-2023 04:37:47 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Holly Jolly D-Droid
     • Boomerman

     @D-Droid @Boomerman Sounds good, I’ll look at adding it to the stack. The other day when this came up someone helped me realize I’d been taking her inosital for a month or two, so that was silly of me

   • Holly Jolly D-Droid (d-droid@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 07-Apr-2023 04:37:48 JST Holly Jolly D-Droid

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     • Boomerman
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @Boomerman Buddy I got a sup that helps with fertility,
     get some progesterone supplements for her.
     It does help with menstruations so it sounds like her hormones are out of whack and she could be overly estrogenic