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Well frens, it's been fun. This wont be my last post, I'm using my main for this, My true friends know who I am since they aint retarded. I love all of you(no homo). I'm doing this for twofold reasons, one, tummy hort. two, funy.

When you get to this part you are most likely thinking what is This? Well, I don't want to endure this suffering. I could shit at home, but for what? So I can be the person in my family to clog up the toilet? No, I reject this modern concept of shitting. When a man wanted to shit he would shit outside!

What will I do?

I have been eating the greasiest goyslop for the past three days, on the day of, I will eat some taco bell and down some laxatives. I've got the brap factory that's my gut working overtime for this shit, i haven't defecated since I started my epic gamer diet. my plan is to leave the biggest, fattest, greasiest shit, a shit so foul they will have to evacuate the whole block just to clean it up

Okay, so I have eaten all this goyslop. Where should I shit? Well it has to be somewhere funny. We already know that people hate when you clog their toilets and have many segregated toilets, including hospitals, schools, and even their houses.

I plan to shit in either one of these 3 addresses although I may do all of them if I can shit enough.

The men's room at the local walmart
The toilet at vshoujo hq
The floor of the gamestop that banned me when I went in and destroyed the funkopop display

Before I drop my massive shit I will start farting in the hallways of the buildings to make more of them suffer before they puke they guts out at the stench. It could even be these retards have no tolerance for stinky whatsoever and only exist for the European soul to make them seethe.

Don't miss me when I'm gone 🙂

Be thy farts imbued to spread my stinke for decades to come:

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