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1. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 24-Oct-2024 09:24:28 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
   Fate Grand Order:
   
   > Hello young retard, we only recruit the very top quadrillionth percent in magic users in the entire world, but somehow you showed up here like you're trying to get hired at starbucks. You seem dumb, I wouldn't hire you to corral shopping carts at walmart
   
   > oops all your coworkers died in an explosion. And the director's nepo-baby daughter was tossed into the phantom zone by an evil demon masquerading as the head of HR. Anyways while she burns in an infinite hellscape, lets give you a promotion. (we will never attempt to save her from her doom)
   
   > anyways before you go out to save the entire plane of reality for all mankind, take this cool jacket, and this cute cape. It helps you do 7% more crit damage once every 48 hours.
   
   oh and btw for all your trouble we're giving you this cute, fertile homonculus girl, have fun!"
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 24-Oct-2024 09:58:51 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

     in reply to

     hey sorry the other guys came back and betrayed us, thanks for literally saving earth twenty times over

     but the best we can do is some contact lenses for your girl

     and a newer, gayer cape

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 24-Oct-2024 10:04:58 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

     in reply to
     > Psst kid, if you want a real tip? Only summon ladies...."mana transfer" is an essential part of your arsenal
     
     > also try to summon the greek myth chicks, eh? toiiiiight
     
     >oh and before you head out into certain death, they wanted me to give you this
     
     .....it's an even gayer cape
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 24-Oct-2024 10:11:20 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

     in reply to

     "how in the hell will any of these servants actually manatransfer with me?"

     "hehe hey when you wear the uh.....SCOUT MYSTIC CODE make sure you keep your mouth open all the time haha, it's uh.... vital to the magic process thing"

     "hey wait a minute you're turning me into a soyjack!"

   • NotImportant (notimportant@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 24-Oct-2024 10:56:37 JST NotImportant

     in reply to
     @WashedOutGundamPilot Sold!
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