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1. nixCraft 🐧 (nixcraft@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 10-Oct-2024 00:14:37 JST nixCraft 🐧

   If CrowdStrike has the audacity to pitch you cybersecurity after their global oopsie-daisy, then you've got the guts to ask your crush out.

   • Owen Tyme (owentyme@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 10-Oct-2024 00:16:45 JST Owen Tyme

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     @nixCraft Times are gonna be hard for them in the coming days.

     If they have any brains at all, they'll pick a new name and rebrand. Otherwise, they'll never turn a profit again.

   • RandamuMaki (randamumaki@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 10-Oct-2024 01:37:42 JST RandamuMaki

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     @nixCraft Listen, they better at least offer dinner and a movie before pitching their cybersecurity services...

     ...they already got to third base once.

   • javalps (javalps@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 10-Oct-2024 01:59:55 JST javalps

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     @nixCraft i switched to linux recently (fedora gnome)

   • 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇮🇱 🐧 🥦 (methylcobalamin@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 10-Oct-2024 02:30:44 JST 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇮🇱 🐧 🥦

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     @nixCraft If we lived in the universe of Game of Thrones CrowdStrike would just receive the severed head of their sale's person back as a reply.

   • crazyeddie (crazyeddie@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 10-Oct-2024 03:25:49 JST crazyeddie

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     @nixCraft If I ask my crush out and she acts like I'm disgusting I'll be devastated and want to die. If I ask someone to buy my services even though I'm a known screwup and they tell me I'm an idiot and go to hell I'll lose my job...but that was going to happen anyway because yes, I'm an idiot. So even though I could win the lottery with my crush I'll avoid the possible disappointment because my life's not on the line...or so I think, I'm not very smart. I'm still working at CrowdStrike.

   • Finn (finnsflyer@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 10-Oct-2024 23:37:05 JST Finn

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     @nixCraft *windows bsod intensifies*