CrowdStrike rep emailing and has the audacity to ask if you were interested in their services after causing world-wild outages https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/278/093/121/645/064/original/9122e92273ee2bcd.png
If CrowdStrike has the audacity to pitch you cybersecurity after their global oopsie-daisy, then you've got the guts to ask your crush out.