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1. nixCraft 🐧 (nixcraft@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Sep-2024 13:40:56 JST nixCraft 🐧

   Need a listening ear? I'm your guy, always here. 😊
   Got a bug in your code? That'll be $199/hour.

   Security flaw? Yikes, that's $499/hour.

   Need to vent about life as a software engineer? Let's cry together, $1000 for 15 minutes.

   • Radio Azureus (radioazureus@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Sep-2024 14:03:21 JST Radio Azureus

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     @nixCraft I am quite amazed at the low rate you charge for debugging code per hour

   • LouDFPV (loudfpv@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Sep-2024 14:30:00 JST LouDFPV

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     @nixCraft
     VxUnderground much?

   • Roadskater, Ph.D. (roadskater@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Sep-2024 14:40:36 JST Roadskater, Ph.D.

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     @nixCraft Whoa, someone's been learning about time management from lawyers and/or psychotherapists lately.

     Although, to be fair, my medical doctors also try to charge such high rates, but that's just a game between them and my health insurance "provider".

   • theM0ntarCann0n (montar@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Sep-2024 20:58:48 JST theM0ntarCann0n

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     @nixCraft I will listen to your rant about security flaw for free for hours asking oddly specific questions.

   • Roadskater, Ph.D. (roadskater@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Sep-2024 22:47:15 JST Roadskater, Ph.D.

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     • Radio Azureus

     @RadioAzureus @nixCraft Positive results not guaranteed.

   • nixCraft 🐧 (nixcraft@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Sep-2024 22:47:15 JST nixCraft 🐧

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     • Roadskater, Ph.D.
     • Radio Azureus

     @roadskater @RadioAzureus exactly 👍

   • mikeTesteLinux (miketestelinux@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 12-Sep-2024 00:22:48 JST mikeTesteLinux

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     @nixCraft 😂