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1. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 09-Sep-2024 09:54:05 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

   I really hate this old-fashioned "Spice up YOUR bedroom life!!!" slop they inundate women with in their blogs, accounts, and magazines

   Bless her heart, I know she's trying, but trying out "new dirty talk" just isn't something that goes well 80% of the time. It's almost always gross and weird, breaks the flow

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 09-Sep-2024 09:55:13 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     I know I should complain when girls try to tilt the dial towards "smoldering vixen" when so many of my millennial gfs had it pegged at "silly, comfy, unflattering quirk chungus" so often, but still.

   • Tyler (tyler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 09-Sep-2024 09:55:18 JST Tyler

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     My favorite is "Yeah so my aunt was diagnosed with parkinsons"
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 09-Sep-2024 09:56:09 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     The only time my woman should ever use the word "cumhole" is when she's yelling at a homosexual to shut his yapper

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 09-Sep-2024 09:59:14 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     NVM I think I talked myself out of it. I'm now thinking back to millennial girls consciously queefing, farting, laughing, making dumb faces, acting childish, quoting movies in bed and I realize I have nothing to complain about.

     I'd much rather be with someone who's swinging for the fences instead of giving up and acting like I'm lucky just to bed her chubby, lazy ass

   • Cliff Secord (cliffsecord@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 09-Sep-2024 10:46:04 JST Cliff Secord

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     Screw those articles. We know what works for us:
     
     https://youtu.be/RHCuMFFmOb4
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 09-Sep-2024 10:48:11 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Cliff Secord

     @CliffSecord Yeah I almost broke her neck doing that kind of stuff, had to ease off the throttle for a while

     (it was just a sprain but being laid up in bed for a week was a wake up call for us)

     Reminds me I've been thinking about getting a seamaster 2541 lately....hmmm