So I’m at the vet this morning and this absolute lunatic starts telling me how he has 8 ex girlfriends and he paints their pictures over and over again in different poses USING LIPSTICK IN THEIR FAVORITE COLOR 😳
And then he said, “but they’re all in a happy place now”
WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
We decided to wait in the truck. 15 mins go by and deputies start rolling into the parking lot and hauled him off. I think I met a serial killer today