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1. pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jul-2024 01:32:47 JST pistolero

   • T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (epic music enjoyer)
   @theorytoe The best part is he is intent on blaming the landlords. "You must have done all of this red tape to yourselves!"
   • pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jul-2024 01:32:46 JST pistolero

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     > but they were asking some pretty insane stuff compared to here.
     
     Man, it's just a really distressing place up there. They used to have longboats and now they have suicide pods: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarco_pod . They have an unofficial protocol for doctor-assisted infanticide: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groningen_Protocol . They feed bugs to the children that don't get euthanized: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-12216355 . Their former queen was a founding member of the Bilderberg Group and the entire family appears to be legit psychopaths.
     
     So, like, no surprise conditions are dystopian for the living. That Philip Nitschke guy, he's made it his life's work to solving one problem: people don't want to kill themselves. They had a method of releasing a bunch of liquid nitrogen into a bag and you suffocate like that, and the problem with the suicide bag was that it was very unpopular, people didn't want to use it to kill themselves. His solution is to offer them a chance to die inside an Alienware vape pen. Pic related. (On a related note, I woke up thinking, "It must have sucked to be the guy that gave Jack Kevorkian's eulogy.")
     
     I mean, suicide's a goddamn problem, right? You try to kill yourself and you get a 5150. How much of fediblock cites "suicide-baiting"? :bigred: "Oh, they're calling for my death! They told me to kill myself!!" I mean, god *damn*.
     
     So my whole deal with the Netherlands at this point is covered by the "fuck Europe" umbrella. You know? Fuck Europe.
     
     > the guy in the OP jpeg
     
     Dude is the entire dingus: head, shaft, and balls. Maybe he moved there to kill himself.
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     • T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (epic music enjoyer)
     @p @theorytoe I actually recently hopped on board to help one of our jannies with this process by being the current work reference. they never called me or checked anything. everything was above board mind you, they just didn't bother. everything went off without a hitch. but they were asking some pretty insane stuff compared to here. also the guy in the OP jpeg has a major issue with too many dicks to suck and not enough mouths to do it so I don't feel the least bit sorry for him.
   • Protoss (latein@cawfee.club)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jul-2024 06:24:37 JST Protoss

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     • T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (epic music enjoyer)
     @p @theorytoe >"every rental agency in the Netherlands is like this"
     And yet he still can't figure it out, what an absolute moron
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   • pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jul-2024 06:24:51 JST pistolero

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     > And yet he still can't figure it out,
     
     The dude is just like that, he doesn't think too hard.
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