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1. pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jul-2024 01:32:46 JST pistolero

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   @graf @theorytoe
   
   > but they were asking some pretty insane stuff compared to here.
   
   Man, it's just a really distressing place up there. They used to have longboats and now they have suicide pods: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarco_pod . They have an unofficial protocol for doctor-assisted infanticide: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groningen_Protocol . They feed bugs to the children that don't get euthanized: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-12216355 . Their former queen was a founding member of the Bilderberg Group and the entire family appears to be legit psychopaths.
   
   So, like, no surprise conditions are dystopian for the living. That Philip Nitschke guy, he's made it his life's work to solving one problem: people don't want to kill themselves. They had a method of releasing a bunch of liquid nitrogen into a bag and you suffocate like that, and the problem with the suicide bag was that it was very unpopular, people didn't want to use it to kill themselves. His solution is to offer them a chance to die inside an Alienware vape pen. Pic related. (On a related note, I woke up thinking, "It must have sucked to be the guy that gave Jack Kevorkian's eulogy.")
   
   I mean, suicide's a goddamn problem, right? You try to kill yourself and you get a 5150. How much of fediblock cites "suicide-baiting"? :bigred: "Oh, they're calling for my death! They told me to kill myself!!" I mean, god *damn*.
   
   So my whole deal with the Netherlands at this point is covered by the "fuck Europe" umbrella. You know? Fuck Europe.
   
   > the guy in the OP jpeg
   
   Dude is the entire dingus: head, shaft, and balls. Maybe he moved there to kill himself.
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