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Hey @p
I had in-n-out burger tonight
I think it sucks
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@p @ceo_of_monoeye_dating Honestly, I think it’s popular because Californians don’t know it sucks. And it’s their burger, so it has to be the best burger. Californians have a special form of hubris that leads them to believe they know what’s best in all areas when they are objectively wrong.
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@BarelyEagle @ceo_of_monoeye_dating
> Honestly, I think it’s popular because Californians don’t know it sucks.
I am a native of California. I think I would know if Californians didn't know it sucked.
> And it’s their burger, so it has to be the best burger.
The best burger--also our burger--is Fatburger.
> Californians have a special form of hubris that leads them to believe they know what’s best in all areas when they are objectively wrong.
When I am wrong about anything, I'll let you know. It hasn't happened yet. You, in the mean time, have a unique form of hubris if you are attempting to inform me about something I can look out my window and see.
And here's a note about your use of the word "Californian": it's a massive state. It is not a monoculture. I am in LA, in the city proper, and I am still about 90 minutes down the freeway from dairy farms. You drive up the 99 a ways and you will see farmers demanding that Pelosi be arrested. Keep going up PCH and you get to San Francisco, where there is shit in the street and loose needles and I haven't been there since the rapid inflation hit but I used to say "and $8 coffee" but it's probably $30 or something now but $8 for coffee doesn't sound like much of an exaggeration.
So you have an idea of a "Californian" and it's wrong and retarded. At least in Los Angeles, the behavior that people ascribe to "Californians" is evinced almost exclusively by transplants from flyover regions. They show up and they do that shit because that's what they think they are supposed to do. This is why I don't go to the parts of LA that are transplant-heavy: the people are rude, shallow, and shitty, because they are trying to act like you people think we act. The rest of the country sucks, otherwise they wouldn't be sending us these shitty "aspiring actresses" that can't remember which coffee I ordered.
People write all of these songs about how much they love New York. I've been there, it's a shithole. The way it smelled--outside and in the winter--was a smell that I have never smelled outdoors before. It smells like a gas station bathroom *outside*. In the winter. Nice places like Los Angeles, people don't have to write songs about. I'd be pleased if people continued to shit on the place but their choice of venue ensures that the transplants skew left.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating I wouldn't say it sucks, but I am not a huge fan and I have no idea why it is as popular as it is.
Fatburger is the good one.
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@p @ceo_of_monoeye_dating I like Nations a lot, and they have good breakfast.
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@dcc @ceo_of_monoeye_dating That looks like a good place. I would eat that burger.
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@dcc @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @p
Is that the one in Pleasant Hill? I've eaten there before, banging breakfast.
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@gnarley_boot @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @p There is one there yea.
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