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1. Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 08:21:20 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

   when is GCC gonna have support for shock collars?
   it might help to shock the programmer whenever the compile fails

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 08:24:39 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     and you might say "foone this is just a masochism kink", but no!

     I'm a python programmer. I don't compile my code. I just want C/C++ programmers to suffer. This is clearly a Sadism kink, keep up.

   • 🏳️‍🌈Real-Time (realtime@fosstodon.org)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 08:30:55 JST 🏳️‍🌈Real-Time

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     @foone for some reason I read gcc as sgdq and that would definitely enhance the experience

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 08:30:55 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     • 🏳️‍🌈Real-Time

     @realtime that's one way to try and get the record!

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 10:01:03 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     • JLab8

     @JLab8 you can use pyflakes for that. It does a syntax check without executing anything

   • JLab8 (jlab8@mastodon.gamedev.place)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 10:01:04 JST JLab8

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     @foone I want a compiler for python. Shouldn't have to execute code to know it's invalid. >:(

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Wednesday, 22-May-2024 04:04:37 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     • ÞeColourOfFear

     @TheColourOfFear it usually does, but only as an optimization for if it has to import that module again. It doesn't do it for the main program, and it can be turned off with no side effects other than it eunningly a little slower

   • ÞeColourOfFear (thecolouroffear@spacey.space)'s status on Wednesday, 22-May-2024 04:04:38 JST ÞeColourOfFear

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     @foone I thought python compiled into .pyc files when it was imported the first time by the interpreter?

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Wednesday, 22-May-2024 04:09:17 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     • Urzl
     • vxo

     @vxo @gooba42 nice

   • vxo (vxo@digipres.club)'s status on Wednesday, 22-May-2024 04:09:18 JST vxo

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     • Urzl

     @gooba42 panic("Splunge!"); was more useful than some other error messages I've run into.

     Earlier today I had something that kept spitting "Access violation" over and over like a fountain. No details, not even any description of what function was throwing it.

     On an unrelated note I want a big heavy leather collar that actually does serve as a grounding strap as suggested in that old story
     @foone

   • vxo (vxo@digipres.club)'s status on Wednesday, 22-May-2024 04:09:18 JST vxo

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     • Urzl

     @gooba42 if you haven't seen said story, here it is, it's glorious.
     https://milk.com/true-stories/grounding_story.html
     @foone

   • Urzl (gooba42@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 22-May-2024 04:09:19 JST Urzl

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     @foone I can only support this if it's also going to give you very clear errors on failure.

     I've spent too much time already pounding my head against cryptic messages that some vendor never thought a human would read to be willing to accept punishment when they screw me again.

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Wednesday, 22-May-2024 04:13:11 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     • Pxl Phile

     @ppxl it'd either get people to stop writing C, or it'd get them to write better C.

     Seems like we win either way.

   • Pxl Phile (ppxl@social.tchncs.de)'s status on Wednesday, 22-May-2024 04:13:12 JST Pxl Phile

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     @foone did you just? Invent a contraption so C is no longer used?

     If so: Bravo!

   • Phillip K Name (griibor@mas.to)'s status on Friday, 24-May-2024 10:59:09 JST Phillip K Name

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     @foone Shock on error, vibration on warning.

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 24-May-2024 10:59:09 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     • Phillip K Name

     @griibor lewd! I'll sexualize a lot, but I try to keep it away from my CI job