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1. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 07:45:58 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

   GF found a new bullshit gimmick woman and I can't handle it, every one of these looney tunes thingies are just another alibaba drop shipper screening a cheesy logo on it.

   Also note woggy's fave™, the "founder" who puts their face EVERYWHERE on the site. Always a surefire indicator you get quality.

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 07:46:52 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     She sent this to me at like 5 am and I put off opening it until lunch, now I'm just grossed out because I cannot distinguish parody from reality

     this device is like those "three seashells" from that demolition man movie, right? It's going to be for something nasty, it's got to be

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 07:47:18 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     WHAT IS IT?!?!?!?

     is it for your cooter or what? Why are you holding it like that?!?!?>!

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 07:47:36 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     oh nvm it's a brush, holy cow why didn't you lead with that?

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 07:49:05 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     Oh man you miss out on the effects: They add a sparkle graphic over all these, very chic

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 07:49:30 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     totally gonna teabag my lady to um...."give her lymph nodes a leg up"

   • Twoinchdestroya (twoinchdestroya@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 07:49:34 JST Twoinchdestroya

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot scrap the anus and the labia clean in one swipe
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   • Executive Vice President of Racism, Inc. (not_benis@cawfee.club)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 07:49:37 JST Executive Vice President of Racism, Inc.

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot it's a clam slapper, isn't it
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   • Twoinchdestroya (twoinchdestroya@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 07:49:38 JST Twoinchdestroya

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot the shorts algorithm is full of drop shippers and multi level marketing schemes.
     
     the internet is almost all ads now for mainstream use.
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 07:50:40 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     oh come on

     wait

     do girls really NOT like nut-goggles?!?!?!

   • VIc FooReeee (vicfury@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 07:50:44 JST VIc FooReeee

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot https://youtu.be/jSJQEl5vcAo 🙈

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   • Executive Vice President of Racism, Inc. (not_benis@cawfee.club)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 07:50:49 JST Executive Vice President of Racism, Inc.

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot you should bring this thing up whenever she refuses to let you drag your balls all over her face
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   • PeachySummer (peachysummer@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 07:50:56 JST PeachySummer

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     >Nose job
     >Buccal fat removal
     >Lip filler
     >Enough contour/foundation to dip tortilla chips in
     Worth every penny. Rubbing my face with metal dildos or whatever will definitely make me look like her.
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 07:52:18 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • PeachySummer

     @PeachySummer I'm on a kick where every time she wants some skin care thing I ask if she's replaced her washcloths lately. She'll spend $250 at ULTA but not just keep her dang face clean

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 07:53:52 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     babe I already got one of those it's in my day pack go grab it

   • PeachySummer (peachysummer@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 07:54:05 JST PeachySummer

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     Lmao that was my sister in highschool
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 07:55:15 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • PeachySummer

     @PeachySummer I will acknowledge it's a tailspin. When you feel like it costs twenty bucks every time you put on your face, you want to get your mileage out of it

     But that's how they getcha: Your skin gets worse, so you need more spackle to hide it, which puts you into the tailspin

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 07:55:53 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • PeachySummer
     • Crispy Branzino

     @Nimbius666 @PeachySummer not anymore, now that some intrepid warrior converted his wife/mom's defunct soapmaking business into a racist soap company we all smell great

   • Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 07:55:55 JST Crispy Branzino

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     • PeachySummer
     @PeachySummer @WashedOutGundamPilot guys literally have one bar of old soap and use it for everything and its either blue or green.
   • john paul grips (grips@cawfee.club)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 07:58:22 JST john paul grips

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot $119 :kekgold1:
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 08:00:28 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • john paul grips

     @grips In fairness I did spend about that much on JDM badges so

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 08:02:26 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     Wasting my break wrapping my head around chick advertising

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 08:03:35 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     Why can't girls be as easy as guys to shop for? I dont' want to clog my brain with market research for jadestone teabagging machines

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 08:05:23 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     Oh cool a mask to totally do normal things in like give you a

     um

     "LED facial"?

     Actually probably looks kind of cool when it's turned on, like that dude that killed those spies a few years back

   • PeachySummer (peachysummer@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 08:05:31 JST PeachySummer

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     • Crispy Branzino
     I have diversified my bf's shower habits, thank you very much.
     He has a soap and a shampoo. In different bottles.
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 08:06:34 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • PeachySummer
     • Crispy Branzino

     @PeachySummer @Nimbius666 Just don't let him know that the secret to buying cheap shampoo again is to look up your fancy brand with the terms "hair loss"

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 08:09:14 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • PeachySummer
     • Crispy Branzino

     @PeachySummer @Nimbius666 oh cute, he's safe then. I'm used to "cosmetologist approved" crap you need a license to buy

   • PeachySummer (peachysummer@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 08:09:15 JST PeachySummer

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     • Crispy Branzino
     :shyduck: he has sensitive skin so I buy him baby shampoo
   • MisterRogersSnapped (misterrogerssnapped@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 08:18:04 JST MisterRogersSnapped

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     • PeachySummer
     • Crispy Branzino
     @PeachySummer @Nimbius666 @WashedOutGundamPilot Don't push him too far in this direction or boxes of hipster fag soap will start showing up once a month and he'll start spending more time with bearded guys in flannel who drive hybrid crossovers and are named "Jay" or something. He'll get a forest silhouette tattoo and always remember "going kayaking" is a euphemism.
     
     I'm joking of course (ehhhh) but let the man have his own soap geez lol
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   • PeachySummer (peachysummer@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 08:18:11 JST PeachySummer

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     • Crispy Branzino
     I just switched over to one of those all vegan handmade whatever shampoo bars. It smells so nice.
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   • Not particularly hype for current thing🍟👩‍❤️‍👨🍔 (ytfoidlover1488@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 08:26:08 JST Not particularly hype for current thing🍟👩‍❤️‍👨🍔

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot Cool mask to do violent crimes in. Psychological terror maxing
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